aaahhhh – the delightful sounds of summer: crickets chirping away at dusk, june bugs tapping gently against a lighted window, children’s carefree laughter as they play in their yards….and, oh yes – there it is! the moron with the noisy chopper who loves to gun his engine in front of my home every summer, night and day. now, i understand that having an extremely, ridiculously small penis can be upsetting, and that he thinks having a deafiningly loud motorcycle will somehow make up for his shortcomings, but there are other ways to fight the embarrassment! i wonder if he has considered plastic surgery to enlarge the size of his small, miniscule member. then again, they say you can’t make a mountain out of a molehill (or an anthill, as we are obviously talking here). if i were him, i’d be nervous that the vibration of my ride would run the risk of shaking the little guy to death. after all, being so small and delicate, he’s probably easy to injure. i hope mr. chopper knows that good things come in small packages, and that not all women in his life will laugh hysterically and uncontrollably when he reveals himself. he just hasn’t found the right girl yet, i guess….
—sick to death of the noise!!!!!!!
This article appears in May 21-27, 2009.
Why not say something to him about all the noise hes making. And whats with the dick comments.. do you know for sure what size it is?? or just guessing lol
lmfao
He may have a dick the size of fire hydrant, OP – I’ve read no studies on the relation between penis size and revving a bike. Here’s what you got – a 20-30-40 year old kid who likes to pretend he’s a outlaw/cowboy and as we all know, kids can be pretty fucking noisy when they’re playing their little engine serenades – hey, they have to go to their penknife to the brain job for the next eight hour and they wanna play! A round of buckshot might help ya out or the old big nail in the tires trick.
I can’t decide which the OP is jealous of, his penis or the bike.
Know what you mean OP. Its real nice when youre just trying to get to sleep too. Noise by-laws…anyone?
Well one thing with these idiots, there will be more transplants happening.
As long as it’s not a dick transplant.
Except for the dick comment which was just plain irrelevant, I agree with the OP. I have a hard time understanding why, if I lost my muffler on my Pontiac, I would be pulled over and fined for making noise, yet these idiots on Harleys can drive around all hours of the night making way more noise than I would be. Add to that the morons with the little honda civics who have been watching too much “Fast and Furious” driving around with these stupid 2 litre pop bottle mufflers and yes, it does ruin alot of the nice things about summer.
I wonder what will become of the biker when we do away with the combustion engine? They’re all gonna look so cute on their electric SCOOTERS.
I’ll say it again. Motorcycles are HOT!
I can see wicked speakers blasting an engine sound….
hey, if churches replace their belfries with speakers, why not?
“As long as it’s not a dick transplant.”
LOL!
Just read that.