You are a fucking emotionally castrated piece of M.B. trash. One little hiccup in our plutonic play dates and you scamper off to her like a retreating hernia. Which is fitting.
She numbed you. You said so countless irritating times. Your whole “relationship” is a lie, and you both know it. Does she know I wonder…
Or do you rationalize it enough in your twisted fucking cranium that you believe your bullshit…enough to tell her I have both parts? I am not ashamed of any of that, only of the fact that you touched THEM… touched me at all.
Drop off, pervert. Make sure you wash that top before getting all smooth and nostalgic with the poor girl.
—The Other Woman
This article appears in May 21-27, 2009.
What does MB mean? Menstrating Booger? WTF does that mean? And why should we care anyway? Your box probably smells like old sardines.
id kill for some sardine box right about now!!
Sounds like a guy i used to know…heh.
I was just thinking the same thing PrEtty Kitty. Could it be……’M’???
If so, then we know he’s pRobably sitting at Mommy’s computer with his little pink crayon wrapped in a filthy, sticky, white sock!
Hey M, hope you enjoyed the 30 seconds of pleasure you got from typing that. I’m sure you did- as it probably only takes a mere thought (MMMMMH…OOOOOO! A ‘CAN-OF-SARDINES-SCENTED’ BOX!!!!) before you erupt into a jerking fit of convlsions!
Sorry about the creepy capital letters throwN in there; my keyboard seems to be acting up. I have to press unusuallly hard oN the buttons!
This bitch is confusing
both parts?
Can he/she/it do it with him/her/it self?
Jane, you’re not the only one scratching his/her/it’s head.
Yeah woman, for your information there are three parts, holes if you will.
UMM yes, I’m confused, if it was platonic, how could he be a pervert?(I mean I know he could, but I’m confused)
Just be happy he’s gone and it didn’t happen later when you were more involved.
…..?
WTF is she talking about?
“platonic” and “you touched them” are not the same OP choose one you can’t have both.
If he was my man I’d beat you both. You seem mad at him but sounds like you knew what you were getting so to bad for you. It seems you got what you wanted to give the other woman. heartbreak and left for lonely. I’m sure your going to tell her so she will know. Your bitch sounds childish enough.
I was equally confused by these mysterious parts. But I will say this based on what I was able to decipher from this horribly written bitch:
If you get involved with someone who is already involved with someone else, no matter what they say about how bad their relationship is, there’s always a chance he’ll chuck you for her in the end. That’s the risk you take as the “other woman”. You were a fucking idiot to get involved with him in the first place, you really want to be with a scumbag who cheats on their partners? You got what you deserved, suck it up.