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Stop staring at me while I put milk in my coffee. I’m trying to hurry so you can have your turn but your big eyes make me want to go slowly just to annoy you! —Hazelnut Vanilla
This article appears in Jul 7-13, 2011.
15 Comments
milk in coffee, oh fucking yuck. almost as bad as putting in fucking ketchup, ughhhhhh.
Cats are like that.
They think of nothing but murder all day
clever trevor ✔
Wow, I absolutely hate you after about 12 words. Your ability to get on ones nerves is huge. Have you noticed that not many people like you?
Hay matt — when I don’t give my cats tuna juice when I make a tuna sammich they come at me with the top of the can and threaten to cut me.
🙁
Was the person looking at your jugs?
Next time, stare right back into his banjo eyes and smile like a crocodile. He’ll jump back faster than Wiley Coyote in front of a speeding train.
PK. Tuna juice is like crack to cats. My pussy is hooked on that shit.
but senor, i thought you was a guy, oh you mean your cat. speaking of which, i’m giving away my black female siamese cat, building owner saw her and kinda freaked a bit. so, guess she has to go, i have too much crap to move.
Hazelnut vanilla is my fav too!! So yummy!
maybe they’re checking you out… Give them a break, who are you, the eyeball police? If pedophiles can get away with sitting on benches in playgrounds, you’re pretty much out of luck here.
OP. It was me watching you putting milk in your coffee and quite frankly, I was sexually aroused.
Before any lawsuits happen, this is just a weak attempt at sarcasm.
hahaha. I laughed at this. Happens in so many situations. As if staring is going to make you go any faster. I’m like you. I’d go slower just to piss them off.
OP, awesome. I laugh inside when I do the same thing and hear the person make that “huff” sound as if validating their impatience. Fuck them. If they don’t like waiting, they should get to the coffee shop earlier. Also, tighten the tops on the cream/milk containers really really tight….it’s funny to watch weak people fiddle with it in frustration.
LS, I can take her!