To the group/family of douchebags at Rainbow Haven Beach on Friday who thought the Litter Fairy would clean up after you as you left the beach – pull your fucking heads out of the sand! Good thing I had my young kids with me, otherwise I sure would have caused a scene. Instead I used it as a chance to educate my kids about litter and ignorant people. Honestly, you had kids with you! Are you trying to teach them early to be assholes? —Master of Shame

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  1. Of course these are same idiots who would bitch and moan when their child cuts it’s foot on glass or a tin can, likely fire crap around their own homes and yards. Good Bitch

  2. you mean that we have been lied to, i don’t believe it. santa and the big grey bunny will get you o.p., for what you just said. now my heart is broken, and i so did want to meet sebastard.

  3. I’ve had my metal detector around that beach, and have found holes with up to a dozen cans and bottles buried together.

  4. Rainbow Haven attracts a lot of brainless and low income fucks due to it’s proximity to the city. They can’t help but be slobs.

  5. a ninja with a metal detector?

    I thought ninja’s just snuck quietly between the grains of sand all covert-like

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