I see you walking down my path way ever single time I know where you live! you walk passed my house then you walk passed Westmount school then you walk passed the Halifax shopping center then you walk down that other path and I think to my self do you even have a fucken job!? I knew you down go to school and I know you problley don’t have a job! so my advice to you buddy ever single fucken time I see you is this get a life and do something with it and get a fucken job! for fuck sakes! —i know where you live!
This article appears in Mar 5-11, 2015.
So you know where he lives, well whoppie fuckin’ do. What exactly are you going to do? So exactly how do you know if this person works or not? And if it is during the “normal” workday, I guess you’re also a lazy fucker who doesn’t work. What a fuckin douchebag,
What a poor attempt at trolling. The internet is ashamed of you OP. Do you have a beard?
If he’s wearing an aesthetically perched driving cap and his beard is clipped, just so, he may be walking to where he parked his El Camino.
I suspect op has a secret room with the walls papered with clippings from strange newspapers, magazines, photographs and he uses up a lot of sharpies writing (badly) of events that he witnesses that no one else sees the significance of.
op, you are correct, this WALKER could be the anti-Christ, or Stephen Harper.
Illiteracy and stalking seem to go hand-in-hand.
Holy fuck. The Pedestrian Police need to have a sit down meeting with the Grammar and Spelling Police.
I always read posts like these in a Christopher walken voice.
I have pointed this out before:
It’s not “fucken” (as in “Prithee, hast thou forgotten the time and fucken thyself?” — past tense.) When adding emphasis, it’s “fucking” or “fuckin’ ” — note use of apostrophe indicating dropped “g.”
Example: “Will you stop fucking using ‘prolley’ when the word is ‘probably,’ or, more casually, ‘prob’ly!’ ” — again here the apostrophe indicates that letters have been dropped.
“Prolley” is used to indicate irony or humour — it is a written way of making fun of someone else’s sloppy speech. Using it straight implies an IQ in the negative integers.
IDEOGENESIS
It is well known that philosophers are inspired by new insights as they engage in seemingly aimless pursuits such as continual walking. Think of Immanuel Kant, “The Watchmaker of Konigsberg,” who toiled in an equally pointless pursuit while composing his magisterial “The Critique of Pure Reason.”
Indeed, I find walking stimulates ideogenesis, the birth of my ideas which appear, from time to time, in my comments on Bitch.
A pleasure as always,
Cheerio!
Finally, a concise, credible, well written, meaningful bitch. (and I assure you ‘m not a sarcastic bearded man driving an El Camino!)
Ohdeargodno, the board has attracted a bunch of English majors…
May I ask the reason for your obsession with this person? What did he do wrong? Is it that he is walking a lot using a certain route? Is it the time of day? Using a certain route at a particular time of the day would indicate purpose maybe even a job. Certainly nothing sinister. Your obsession however reeks of sinister.
My dentist said I should floss every day if I want to keep all my teeth. Personally, I find minding my own business works even better.
I seriously don’t get this? Why is this person mad at the guy? He’s walking down a path… okay?
I suspect OB despises this guy because he looks contented and carefree. Nothing like seeing other people happy to make one’s blood boil! Grrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr!
^ I love it. Ripe with sarcasm lol I suspect you may be right, nothing like a care free person to just ruin the whole fucking day.