You rode out in front of me on a bike, in a purple dress and I exclaimed in French, my enchantedness. So glorious, and perfect was your female form, I immediately went home and spent the next 6 hours making a water painting, something I’ve never actually done before. I think I might have just been insanely high… —The Great Dali’s Apprentice
This article appears in Jun 23-29, 2011.
More like you went home and wacked off for 6 hours.
and when their mom walked in, they claimed to just be ‘really exfoliating’.
Personal admin. time, eh OL??
“Personal admin. time” – Best euphemism ever.
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Sounds like some people are jealous all they get from women are boners and dirty thoughts…
don’t look at us… OP is the one jizzing all over a canvas for this sheila
You are a fucking retard, an prolly the genetic line that is all which is wrong with humanity right now… Try evolving you half wit, even cavemen are more apt at a civilized line of thought that your ‘jizzing all over’ shit…
And apparently you still live with your mom, based on your natural tendency to first think of being caught by your mom… Which then suggests you rather enjoy some kind of fucked up Freudian/Oedipus complex deal…
🙂 are you huffing and puffing trying to blow my house of cards down?
I used superglue biatch!
don’t get those tighty whiteys in suck a sheeps bend.
Your last sentence makes no sense; so I am going to disregard all comments and presume you’ve been sniffing that super glue…
wow… could be.
I organized didn’t words my very well.
OP was enamored by the ‘glourious’ and ‘perfect’ female form….
causing them to exclaim out to the world how hot she was….
and then possessed to fixate for hours on end daydreaming and trying to reproduce the visual.
Jizzing on the canvas sounds about as close to accurate as I could get.