ok ditzy chick, i come into your shop everyday to buy my lattee.. yes i see you are a very very hard worker and that you do so much while your coworkers walk around wondering what they should do next. it almost looks like it would be easier for you to do somethings so you wouldnt have to do it all over again. ive seen you have to re-sweep the floor a few times and i ALWAYS see you cleaning up other peoples messes because they feel its ok to just leave the mess until they feel like cleaning it. also you are nice to all the customers and always ask every question possible about what they take in their coffee and even if they have a coffee card, if not “would you like one” this is where this bitch is bringing me… that fucking voice is too god damn annoying.. i understand you are being nice but holy fuck girl, you need to calm it down just a tone. i almost cant stand even looking at you because your voice drives me. im sorry but i bet everybody can tell you are trying to hard to be nice, i sure can.. you need to fucking talk like a normal person or just shut the hell up period.
—still a happy customer
This article appears in Apr 30 – May 6, 2009.
Hey Idiot!! Maybe you should find a new place to get your Lattee. Thats there job to say that shit and to top it all off at least she is doing her job to the fullest. They invented these things they call EAR PLUGS maybe you should stick them in your ears befor walking in there. If not shove them up your ASS and find a new store or just plain SHUT UP PERIOD!!!!
Best bitch ever. I fucking heart you anonymous bitcher.
You would think city councillors wouldn’t need a second job working in a coffee shop.
Ha haha Tim, your funny 🙂
Dude: If she didn’t ask you that question every time you came in, she’d probably get fired and then you’d have to be served by all the other lazy idiots you described that work there.
You want her to stop asking you? GET A FUCKING COFFEE CARD!! Then she won’t ask you! If you’re there every day like you say, you should have one anyways… duh.
Your Lattee? perhaps she acts super fake and talks in that ridiculos voice because you are paying a 500% mark up for warm milk and a 30 cent shot of coffee. perhaps she has been instructed by the company she works for to talk like that so you continue to pay ridiculos prices for a brand name and a brand quality service, while across the street mcdonalds is giving away coffee for free.
One of the women I work with has [at least] 2 voices… She has her “normal” voice, which is pretty “normal” sounding, but then, if there are any men around she uses this high-pitched, congested sounding, fake sweet voice, it is so fucking weird! Also, I am pretty sure she thinks none of the rest of us have noticed… I have never experienced this phenomenon before I met her. It is really quite entertaining.
Hahaha I think I know exactly who the OP is talking about…
When I was a server I was guilty of doing the 2 voice thing. I had my server voice and my regular voice… thinking back on it I must have sounded like a total idiot.
In my experience, all servers do the 2 voice thing, or at least the 2 demeaner thing: Very courteous and pleasent in front of the customer, then curse them out as soon as they get into the kitchen. It’s not a bad thing – if they couldn’t vent, they’d be cursing out the customer to their face.
My voice gets higher when Im being polite, not a lot – but noticebaly (spelling?) enough. But thats even when I speak to family members. When I say thanks, or no thanks, I swear – it jumps about two octaves.
But ditzy/fake is a whole other kettle of fish. If shes genuinely that happy, well, power to her though 🙂