Stop it. Stop saying that hideous phrase everytime I walk past you. I know YOU want ME, however I don’t want YOU. Or your ‘body’. You’re not funny either. You’re actually creepy and weird, even though we’re both just out of our teens. Please do yourself a a favor and return to your pillows and baby fat.
—weirded out
This article appears in Apr 23-29, 2009.
Tell him directly and he might get the point. Or rant on here and hope he uses his eyes and brain for reading, figures out what your saying and that it is him your talking about. Either way best of luck to you.
It’s okay, I know you’re still shy. You still want my body.
Can I offer you my body instead?