A law is a law. Sometimes they are silly, but most times they are put in place to make the world a better place to live. Talking on your cell phone is illegal because studies have shown that people are incapable of driving safely while performing said action. I don’t think that you are unaware of the driving laws of Nova Scotia. I don’t think that you believe that you are above everyone else. I just think that you are plainly and simply, a cranky old bitch who is too tired and hormonally drained to care about anyone but herself. I know that it’s probably been about 20 years since you had a dick in that dusty old box of yours, and your are probably a little shy and feeling out of the loop, but I think you need to get out there and find yourself some serious dickin’. Perhaps after that, in the midst of a long overdue after glow, you will have a moment of clairity in regards to the issues of road safety, and pick up a blue-tooth device. That way you can still fight with your husband about why he chooses to fuck women that are far younger than you, and at the same time, give the humble pedestrian security in knowing that they can safely cross the street.

—ThePrick

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4 Comments

  1. So nice to see genuine concern for safety and others sex lives all in one paragraph.

  2. This person seems to have more psychic powers than Kreskin, how can he determine she’s penis-denied just because she yaks on the cell while driving?
    Perhaps she’s on the cell saying “look at this little turd eyeing me up, bet he’s gonna Bitch on The Coast about me”.

  3. your distain for some one seems mixed with feelings of sexual superiority. Sounds like you need a therapist

  4. going for the easy insults…. ok.
    sounds though like they could just be a stubborn, cranky ol’ twat. Rest assured, the popo’s are giving out tickets like there’s no tomorrow on this one…
    easy $$$.
    It just doesn’t seem like it because SO many people still don’t care. I saw an officer walking down the street flag a lady in a car and ticket her for this just a couple days ago.

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