Okay, winter’s done and over with, BUT, I bet your bathroom will be filled with fucking mis-aimed piss for the rest of your life you fucktard. You can’t aim for shit! My curbs all around my street are destroyed. We put up the signs for the curb for a reason. Guess what? You ran over one of those a few years ago. Get some glasses, or get a new job, preferably not one that requires you to SEE! Prick.
—Being a shitty plower was only funny when Homer did it in the Simpsons
This article appears in Apr 9-15, 2009.
follow him home next year armed with a sledge hammer and smash the shit out of the curb in front of his place.
My neighbourhood also shares the remnants of these careless fuckwads – every city service seems to be done half-assed and we, as taxpayers, end up footing to bill for the sheer neglect of a bunch of heavy footed, overpaid dumbfucks.
You fucking people are unbelievable, you bitch when the roads aren’t cleared 5 minutes after a snowstorm, then complain about how slow the service is, now you’re on here fucking whining about your curbs being tore up because the driver can’t see them buried under a foot of snow. Here’s a suggestion, when it snows, take a shovel and go uncover your precious fucking curbs so the driver can see them. Ever try driving a plow in a snowstorm? No? Then shut the fuck up until you have. Fucking ridiculous post.
I agree with Bullet, the snow plow dudes have to deal with so many obstacles that a curb should be the least of their worries. Be grateful it wasn’t your car!
So how much do you think the HRM contracts out in small areas like mine? Do you think these guys give a sweet & sour pooplog about what they demolish? Time is money – a half ass job is better than none. I’ve noticed a significant increase in plow damage over the last couple of years.
So the pavement and curb fragments will just lie there for decades until some kid gets the idea of using said fragments as ‘eye gougers’, creating a whole generation of blind kids – YELLOW SIGNS ON EVERY FUCKING TREE – AND IT’LL BE ALL YOUR FAULT, YOU BASTARDS!
You’re full of shit, so you’re telling me that you monitor yearly damage from snowplows now? Your avatar says it all. The pavement and “curb fragments” are laying there on the ground, but fuck, you couldn’t be bothered to pick them up or anything, it’s easier to monitor their position and whine about it on here. Maybe, uh, wanna pick those up and put them back in some semblance of order? Since you’re monitoring the damage so closely, you should be able to piece it back together.
I walk daily, knuckledragger, of course I’d notice. The rest of the post flew right the fuck over your thick skull, peabrain.
Eye-gouging curb fragments… creative.
Geeze, I can’t believe anyone would think I was serious about the eye-gouging shit. Somebody’s having a sugar crash from too many chocolate bunny butts.
they ain’t no feather-dusters ya know?
Mr. Plow is his name, that name again is Mr.Plow.
You do realize that a large majority of the plowers in this city are also people that fix the roads in the spring and summer.
Smashed roads, more work! It’s all connected!
time is money. exactly. funny how you missed the irony of that statement bullet. who is it do you think that pays for the repair and cleanup of this snowplow damage. as for putting the curb pieces back…wtf. our city is already crumbling in many places. now you would suggest that we create some jigsaw infrastructure. nice.
i agree snowplowing isnt easy..but god damn it, its our money as taxpayers that is required to fix the damage. to any of you who dont recognize the cost of unecessary destruction…you must be still stucking off mommys teet. come back in ten years.
Again, how in the fuck is a curb buried under a foot of snow avoidable? I don’t think these drivers intend on beating the shit out of the curbs, but after 24 hours straight of trying to clear the streets for the morning drones, they may misjudge a little and clip one or two. My point is that people are fucking ignorant of what it takes to drive a plow in this city in a snowstorm. They’re pissing on the plow drivers for not being fast enough, then moan again when the curbs are beat up. Until the OP types have tried it, they have no fucking idea what they’re talking about. Your point is taken, but it’s pavement, and it’s going to break down through use or damage, it’s all fixable.
wow, when I asked for another storm a while back, I was only joking…. so seriously now, enough with the snow.
!(snow) = !(snowplows) = !(snowplow bitches)
we can only hope.
Otherwise, it seems we’re going to have to bear this a little longer:
while (snowing) {
if (delta > acceptableDelayForSnowRemoval) {
printBitchAboutLazySnowplows(street);
} else {
printBitchAboutSnowplowJobPerformance(jobCriteria);
}
checkIfSnowing();
}
Wow, bullet, clever comeback, fucktard.
hee hee hee zzZZ. You programmers…..*shaking head and grinning*
There are 10 types of people in the world. Those who understand binary, and those who don’t.
I’m going to interrupt my brief bitch hiatus to second TTFN’s fucktard riposte. Crawl back under your moldy rock, Mister Bullet. PS zZz: ahh, the olde programming days – well said.
Can’t we all just get along!
I take my hat off to the people get up in the a.m. to plow the streets so that we can get to work, school etc in the mornings. Curbs get damaged, so what? Things get fixed in the end. There’s worse stuff to bitch about, like nasty rotten herpes ridden cunts.