THIS BITCH IS TO THE RED HAIRED WOMAN WHO NEVER SHUTS UP ON THE BUS. THIS MORNING WHEN WE LEFT MUMFORD ALL YOU DID FOR THE WHOLE TRIP WAS TALK TO THE DRIVER AND THIS MADE THE BUS 15 MINUTES LATE GETTING DOWNTOWN AND I MISSED MY CONNECTING BUS AND HAD TO WAIT FOR THE NEXT ONE MAKING ME LATE FOR WORK.I HAVE SEEN YOU BEFORE ON BUSES AND ALL YOU DO ON THE BUS IS TALK TO THE DRIVER. SHUT THE FUCK UP. I DONT LIKE BEING LATE FOR WORK.
—LATE FOR WORK
This article appears in Apr 9-15, 2009.
Maybe carry a used pair of socks next time you ride the bus, nice stinky crusty ones, and forcefully shove them down her pie hole. No seriously, approach said yak a muffin and explain your situation, she may get the hint, if not, use the socks.
How does talking to the driver make the bus late? Does the driver stop the bus in order to talk?
Some people’s voices are like a needle to your eye – positively agonizing after a minute of nonstop, freeform babble. This is why the ipod was invented.
get the next earliest bus. problem solved.
Well for one thing that was the earlist bus and another thing this red head was getting up and down to hug the driver and show him her cell phone and he was paying more attention to that than driving. I dont like getting to work late and having to be yelled at for being late. This red head is going to get a talking to from me next time I see her and it wont be pretty.
I don’t see why anyone should have to get the next earliest bus on account of some random fucktard cunt who can’t keep her pie hole shut.
However, how DOES one yaking to the driver make the bus late? Just wondering.
Also, I agree with TTFN. The odd days I’ll take the bus with someone and not have my ipod on I usually end up wanting to punch at least one fucktard rider.
This is why I don’t do bus buddies. Leave me the and my ipod alone kthx.
oooh, a bus groupie.
what a civilization we’re building here….
Can’t wait for the $9.99 university degrees at walmart.
Free slushy with every purchase.
The bus driver is the one who should shut his pie hole and not talk to her. It is annoying though, when people on the bus talk loudly and won’t shut the fuck up!