I realize that the warm weather makes for a good opportunity to display your mechanical phallus. However, if I hear one more motorcycle or souped-up car screaming past my house at twice the speed limit, I’m going to lay spike strips.
—For the love of God I’m trying to sleep
This article appears in Apr 9-15, 2009.


Yeah that just happened on my street, and it scared the hell out of my dog. They are assholes.
Make it a safety issue somehow. I know it is, but tell them how unsafe it is for so and so (exaggerate). God forbid the canadian people need to actually use their brains and look both ways before crossing the street, or does that crossing button really stop drag racers?
Um, what’s the point of your comment cptstubing?
After all the bitches about pot holes you’d think that would take care of the issue – a nice deep pot hole at 75 kph – kerrrwang there goes your fancy rims you souped up civic weenie…..
I’m so driving super fast down Oxford St. in low gear from now on XD
Dear God F7, do stick to North End then.
South end is already full of your clones.
seems that the lastest fast and furious crap movie is out…might have something to do with that.
i laugh a little pity laugh everytime i see one of these canadian tire specials putt by. 80 horsepower engine and 100% goof behind the wheel. hilarious.