Now don’t get me wrong, I’m not a women hater or any shit like that, but come on Mother Nature…WHAT UP WIT DIS WEATHER?!? I mean seriously, WTF? Have we not endured enough this winter….do we not deserve to have a decent spring now? Just cause Father Time can’t get it up like he used to and take care of business, doesn’t mean you have to PMS on us like this!! Shake your head woman and give us some decent warm weather for a change!!
—Me, Myself, and I
This article appears in Mar 26 – Apr 1, 2009.
Fart.
typical…
just when ya think ya got her figured out, she shits on ya.
and yes onion, it all starts with a harmless fart.
I think of the weather as national defense and survival of the fittest. The light weights just can’t take it and move away. Who wants to carry their dead weight anyway? And who would want to invade? It is also excellent tourist repellent too!
I think she’s telling Al Gore to fuck off with his global warming shit.
Wah wah wah…it’s late winter/early spring in the Maritimes. Nuff said you big baby.
That was a pretty straaaange weather analogy right there…
Deal with it!