Last night was great. Feels like I’m playing my cards right, after all. —Man in the Middle

This article appears in May 26 – Jun 1, 2011.

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  7. I know sure did, donk… after Ivan brought it up.

    Ivan is a very bad man!!! 😛

    They’re making a second one. *shudder*

    Thanks, PG. I was kind of in a facetious/dark comedic mood yesterday, to be honest, but today… well I’m pretty sure I’m pre migrainal and all I want to do is get in bed, put the covers over my head and forget the world exists (and cry a little like I did on the bus this morning).

    And it didn’t help that I had a nightmare last night regarding some LTWWBness… it was more sad than scary and I woke up all sadkitty! ahhh

    http://artheat.net/uploaded_images/6336691…

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  8. Heh, heh – dude said “end”. ^^^
    All this Human Centipede talk is making me think Bitcher’s Summit Soon?, since HC, Montrealman and Sebaceous are all honoured guests, in absentia whenever we gather.
    Hey PK (I ain’t calling you Ugly Kitty) is your month of bridesmaid duty just about over.

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  9. of course… with ThisNThat and Jonno though we were just bored, waiting for the movie to end for the last 20 mins….

    the next one’s supposed to have a 6-dog.
    I doubt the story will be any different tho. Hard to keep that premise ‘fresh’.

    Crying won’t get you anywhere kitty… turn that sad into anger/hatred/rage…
    at least that will get you stressed with high blood pressure, life’s true express pass.

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  10. Nope, Donk. I have another wedding on the 26th, which was a good excuse to take some vacation time and go up to TO early and stay for a while. This time though, I likely won’t end up being “that bridesmaid” (y’all know the one) because my entire family will be present. Heh. Though my mom and I are planning on doing some shots together. 😛 I can’t freaking WAIT to spend some time with my cousin (the bride). We grew up like sisters so it’ll be nice to spend some QT with her before she moves to Israel (sadface).

    Feel free to have a summit without me, though, guys! I think everyone knows how to get in touch with everyone without me in the picture.

    Also: ahha I <3 you, zed. that made my day.

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  11. … how much can you drink with diabetes? I’m not saying that to be rude. I don’t have it so I don’t know. Inform me.

    Also, the middle wouldn’t be the worst, the last would be the worst. You’d get little to no valuable nutrition. Think about it 🙁

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  12. so if we’re ever caught, you’re volunteering to be the middle?
    cool, thanks. In our escape attempt, at least my colon will remain in-tact.
    you, on the other hand… are about to get a ‘butt load of vomit’….

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  13. Having to eat poop and then poop into someone mouth would be really freaking nasty.

    Ummm I can drink vodka and I usually stick to lower carb coolers or diet-type mix (like diet 7up), but I have to make sure I eat something and skip the nightly insulin because my sugars will bottom out about 7-8 hours after I drink, which is when my insulin would peak. I do it maybe twice a year so there’s not much harm. I’d probably be dead if I did it every weekend. 😛

    The occasional glass of wine or whatever is ok, though. Alcohol makes your blood sugars go down, insterestingly, not up. So even if I had a regular smirnoff ice, I’d be ok.

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  14. I volunteer to be the front. Because I’d just refuse to eat and starve us all to death.

    It’d be better that way.

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  15. Oh … I guess the middle isn’t good :/ … you know what … I’d like to not volunteer for the middle and be the leader … though I doubt any of us will be travelling through the back woods of Germany any time soon, lol.

    See PK I had no idea about the lowering of blood sugar thing. ‘Tis Interesting.

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  17. Shouldn’t the strongest be at the front? … so they could pull the dead ones around …

    OMG new conversation lowwwww.

    Thanksguys. Lol.

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  19. Well as much as I adore ya donk, and as much as, i GUESS, I “like” zed (heh), I’m not about to get my face sewn to either of your butts!

    And I’m actually strong as an ox. Get it from my mommy! SO I FREAKING CALL FRONT OK?

    Sorry PG too 🙁

    Anyone wanna have a latte with me sometime this week/weekend in my hood?

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  21. you can’t call mad scientist, missy! You have to be part of the centipede and I called front so either middle or back. Depends, really, on who’s butt you want your face to get sewn to — mine or zed’s?

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  23. Well i wouldn’t want your face or zed’s face sewn to my butt as much as you wouldn’t want to be sewn to it, but if we’re in the backroads of Germany and we get kidnapped by a fucked up plastic surgeon with a desire to make one continuous digestive system out of three humans, and I’ve already called front, you gotta choose, man. You gotta choose.

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  24. Be sure to read the terms and conditions for your iTunes updates carefully kids, or it could happen sooner than you think <3

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  26. WHAT?

    itunes is going to make us all human centipedes?

    I’m not updating anything else on this motherfucking POS PC. I have four trojans and that motherfucking mydoom worm on here AND I HAVE NO IDEA HOW IT GOT ON HERE — I don’t do any net surfing except for FB and LTWWB and I don’t open any suspicious emails on my acct or the dept’s acct… I’ve put in a ticket with IT but it’s likely going to take weeks before they get to me. 🙁

    So until then I get to live with the joys of trojans and a worm.

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  28. um… if you’re sewn to donk’s or my bum, how do you expect to get that bling on, dude?

    Haha i feel bad now — eye tee called me back within 10 minutes and told me to use another computer. whole campus is infected with trojans and worms, apparently. ahha. so now i get to work on the computer who’s keyboard i stole when i spilled orange juice on. so don’t expect any capital letters in my posts for a while, guys.

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  29. I know you can’t use itunes to build a nuclear bomb … I guess that’s out …

    “hey, the least they could do is give us some bling…” lol or nice shoes.

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  31. You guyz think you’ve got it soooooooo rough. I guess it never occurred to any of you that the same “higher power” that is forcing you to re-enact Human centiped is also going to force Me, Hugo & Suckulous to do “Lemon Party” And no, I DON’T get to be the guy off camera singing “If you wanna be happy for the rest of your life…”
    Kill me now >: (

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