I had a great time swapping bird shit & puking stories with you Saturday night. I didn’t want to get all awkward at the end of the night so I wrote my # down on a piece of paper when Patrick Swayze asked us to leave.
A) I hope you got the #
B) I hope you call/text me
C) All of the above
—Hopeful
This article appears in May 26 – Jun 1, 2011.


Sorry to burst your bubble, but if she/he hasn’t called/txt’d you by now… it ain’t lookin’ good.
That’s not true, there is a couple of day buffer zone when it comes to that (bird)shit.