For those of you who love to treat servers like shit when you’re dining out, please follow these simple instructions: GO TO HELL! Fast food exists for a reason, but fuck you if you think you can expect us to serve you in the same time frame. And no, you cannot call ahead and bully us into doing takeout orders within ten minutes. Boo hoo. Stop fussing with our menus. Stop being so damn impatient and rude. Get a life or else eat at home if you’re going to piss all over my restaurant. —One Fed-up Chef
This article appears in May 19-25, 2011.
It’s the whole ‘instant gratification’ culture we’re in right now, OP. The entitlement some people have is astounding. And it’s not just in restaurants. Yesterday I had someone call me and leave a message during lunch at around noon. They called back 5 minutes later, and 5 minutes after that (my voice mail time stamps). Then they sent me an email 5 minutes after that. Another 10 went by and they didn’t get a response so they emailed a colleague.
Do people REALLY expect responses within 30 minutes during lunch hour (the 12noon to 2pm span when most people take their lunches)? Or 30 minutes at all during other times of the day? I had 17 emails ahead of this person’s and 4 voice mails ahead, so it’s not like they were going to get a response within a 5 minute time frame. Especially since I don’t work through my lunch hour. I don’t work for free, yo’. And the request was SEETHING with self entitlement/self importance and required a novel to answer via email.
Pfft. Blatant false advertising with the thread handle.
peeps are all effed bout gett’n their feed bag on..lately i’ve heard complaints how slow mcd’s and tim horton’s is getting let alone a decent sit down rest.
Well Rotten Ronnies could always go back to pre making burgers and sticking them under warming lights.
Oh wai… that’d probably spur more bitches… from the people who bitch about how “slow” it currently is!
PS: I treated myself to a cheeseburger happy meal last week at the SGR mcdicks. There was about 9 or 10 people ahead of me because it was lunch time and I was in and out within 10 minutes.
It takes longer than that to prepare food at home or even the lunch I bring with me to work! So stfu people and get some goddamned patience!!!
I kinda had the same thought as Donairious. I thought it was going to be different advice than what was offered. Mighta been more entertaining. No such thing as fast service there. In fact the opposite is usually preferable:P
I thought this was going to be about another type of eating out. LOL.
“instant gratification”…. every time I see or hear that… I think Blow job.
Must be a guy thing.
So premature ejaculation’s your thing, more-on, eh?
Explains a lot.
yeah, but……..
OP forgot to mention “DO NOT GIVE SERVERS TIPS!”
No its got nothing to do with premature ejaculation petty K.
Its got to do with, the moment it starts, its instantly gratifying….but you didn’t get it ,as a woman I didn’t expect you too .
But you can’t help being as petty as you are K, & like I did say….”its probably a guy thing”. (went right over your head )
But you keep on with the petty insults , its all your any good at & exactly what we’ve come to expect .
I totally thought this was about eating snatch as well.
Who says it can’t be?
In a BGG situation who has the right of way when going down on one of the G’s and why?
“BGG” what’s that?
You know with a coupla word changes here and there this bitch could totally be about lingus of the pussy. I’ve already rhymed it in my head and it works.
Donk: BGG = boy-girl-girl.
teehee, those eaglets are getting really big cyber-sis
Lol lol oceanbabe, thanks.
A faster tongue does not guarantee a faster finish. That is all.
Indeed, cyber-sis, the little babies are getting quite large and very cute.
Quite right, Just Mel. Some dishes are best served slow.
“A faster tongue does not guarantee a faster finish.”
… or any finish at all!
with the giant orange feet and turkey wings, they look very prehistoric
Love the feet! They’re sporting some mighty fine beakage there too!
“A faster tongue does not guarantee a faster finish.” I’ll try to keep that in mind in the future. 😛
The more you know 🙂
And just to confuse you: a slower tongue doesn’t always guarantee a faster, better or actual finish.
Heh.
http://www.chasingambulances.net/wp-conten… I’ve heard that menthol can create interesting sensations down there…although it wasn’t exactly a reliable source. 😛
Oh ho hooo I dunno about that. I have this real mint body wash and myyyy goodness it does not feel so great on those areas. It’s all about what part of your tongue you’re using and on what area! Just slobbering and flipping about all willynilly like a fish out of water does not do it.
http://blogs.discovery.com/.a/6a00d8341bf6…
http://www.cartoonstock.com/newscartoons/c…
Orgasmatron: ice. and that’s all *I’m* gonna say! 😛
Noo that would make me have to peeee
lawl
lol paingirl, I know 3 people (not me) with tongues like that.
Instead of ice, try a mouth full of something chilled, like wine 🙂
I’m always open to new ideas and techniques, and take direction well =)…so, ladies…more hints please.
Just Melectric…. I know that g*ld bond mentholated powder in …. uhmm certain areas,,,,,….. hmmm, I guess, “gets your attention” is the kindest way to describe it !