to the bakery & pastry shop I like. you open at 9 am which does not suit my schedule. I work from home all the night long and around 8 am I get sleepy. so either open a bit earlier or bake more croissants so that I can get them when I wake up in the afternoon! plus, I Frasier starts at 9 am and I would like to watch it before going to bed.
—loyal customer
This article appears in Mar 19-25, 2009.
Your sense of entitlement is fucking mind-boggling. If every business had to accommodate each of its customers in the way you are suggesting, it would be closed within a month.
So I would suggest you prod yourself in the ribs with a spatula until 9 a.m.
seriously haha The store is really going to open earlier just for you.
I’m sick of people taking these so seriously! It’s funny!! Bunch of party poopers.
You watch out, I’ll show up at your party, and poop in your cat’s littler box, then we’ll see who is the party pooper!!
Kidding of course, but this is the bitch section, not the light hearted, joke about things section.
well there’s a couple minutes I’ll never get back.
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And just adjust your fucking sleep schedule then turd.
stay up 1-2 hrs later and sleep in 1-2 hrs more.
God, would you like me to tuck you in too? read you a story? warm milk? you fucking baby.
Holy gawd, is this for real? I’m speechless. You must really have been a spoiled sausage when you were a child. You’re delusional if you think an eating establishment is going to base their schedule around yours; and they won’t really freak if you stop going there. Life will go on, sweetie.