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Life 101; when you share a kitchen with your fellow humans you gotta make at least a little effort to clean up your shit when you’re done using that common space. Don’t you know this by now?? Be careless, spill a bunch a your shit, make a mess, walk away, leave spills to dry and harden when it could take a split-second to wipe up immediately and just leave random shit and garbage right in the middle of the little counter space?? Are you really that inconsiderate or just plain dumb?? I really don’t understand this type of human behavior. It’s so basic and simple and easy. You do realize that if you don’t deal with your shit someone else has to when they wanna use that shared space, right?? No?? Oh and you gotta clean the dishes you use after using them. The sink isn’t a magical place where dirty dishes change in to clean ones without effort. They’re in everyone else’s way!! For days!! They stink!! YOU SUCK!!! Clean up your fucking shit!! You’re in my fucking way!!!!!!! —tired of having to touch your shit to be able to use the kitchen i too pay rent to use, you inconsiderate fuck
This article appears in Jan 15-21, 2015.
You are a renter not a hostage. You can walk away the moment you find someone to take over your part of the lease. Life does not need to be aggravating. The power rest with you. Start looking, commence packing, enjoy your solitude and the clean fucking kitchen.
Life 101: There will be a time in your life when having room-mates is a painful necessity/rite of passage.
Advice: Move through this period as quickly as possible.
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LOL you should put cockroaches in their bed!!@!!!@#$!$!!
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Easy, no nonesense and it works. I did this back in Afghanistan and the terrorists were so terrorized that they gave up and we won the war. Fighting fire with fire people.
The drunk guy bitch got pulled. I guess it was about Mod’s boyfriend? I bet he had a man bun.
Oh god – men with man buns…
Wonder why it was pulled?
UNDERSTANDING HUMAN BEHAVIOR
“Are you really that inconsiderate or just plain dumb?? I really don’t understand this type of human behavior.” tired
An excellent point. How does one understand human behavior? Is there some psychological key which will unlock the mysteries of the human mind? How, for example, might one understand another who is both inconsiderate and just plain dumb? Is there a psychological connection?
The Oxford Concise has “inconsiderate” as being “thoughtless, rash, lacking in respect for the feelings of others.” On the other hand it has “dumb” as “unable to speak, reticent, taciturn, stupid.” Is there then any common ground in terms of which both one who is inconsiderate and the dumb might be seen to inhabit and, by extension, provide that key which will unlock the mysteries of the human mind?
No there isn’t. However, what is established is the poverty of psychology in general and of providing that key which will unlock the mysteries of the human mind in particular. One must study human behavior which is rationally explicable instead. One must study philosophy.
A pleasure as always,
Cheerio!
A pleasure as always,
Cheerio!
OB, often a simple note that reads, “Clean up your mess, your mummy and daddy don’t live here.”, posted in the common areas is a sufficient deterrent. I would also warn you not to leave anything in the fridge that is not clearly marked.
why was the alcoholic rant pulled? did I offend the lush brigade? I posted a link to an article – did that get through? I was working and not reading.
someone did post saying it was about him. maybe that’s why
Dear ranter, I live with a roommate who pees on the toilet seat a couple of times a day and leaves it there. I know men who aren’t done in the bathroom as fast as she is. Oh yes, just to make that even more special, she never washes her hands. Needless to say I do not share the dishes or meals with her. How does somebody pushing 30 not know that dried urine on toilet seats does not magicly clean up on it’s own? I would call her dumb but that kind of lets her off the hook, when in reality she is just inconsiderate.
Ah yes the old ‘Got the Rotten Room Mate Blues’ song One would think this would change if you live alone but oddly enough the same crap can happen even then at times. Whooops!
THE SITZPISS DILEMMA
Legislation is presently under consideration in Germany to fine males who piss standing up as opposed to sitting down in public urinals on the grounds that misdirected stale urine has been known to corrode even marble floors. While this may be true there is the counterclaim that males who piss sitting down fail to completely empty their bladders since the full gravity effect enjoyed by those standing up is lacking. The issue would then appear to come down to the dilemma of choosing either corroded floors or corroded bladders. Is there a middle way?
A pleasure as always,
Cheerio!
Trouser tracks = Male privilege
” The sink isn’t a magical place where dirty dishes change in to clean ones without effort.”
uh, no… but the dishwasher is…
Mr. zZz to you.. ” The sink isn’t a magical place where dirty dishes change in to clean ones without effort.” uh, no… but the dishwasher is…”
You are assuming that such a person would actually expend the effort to put their dishes in the dishwasher, when in reality they are more likely to leave a trail of them across every surface and possibly a few in the sink and expect somebody else to take care of the the job of loading them into the dishwasher. It’s too much work for those people but not too much for somebody else to take care of it for them. The lazy and inconsiderate have twisted logic.
Start laying upper-deckers from time to time.
See if they get the point.