Dear dog owners, you have to pick up your ugly mutt’s shit in the fucking winter too! Just because there’s snow doesn’t mean the shit magically disappears, guess where it goes? Take a walk through the Commons now… recognize that smell? It’s fucking thawed out dog shit-sicles, you assholes!

—shit

This article appears in Mar 12-18, 2009.

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  3. Baha, I can just imagine ice encased turds piling up around Barrington like hibernating locusts.

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  4. Oh, and there goes ML again, taking advantage of other people’s grammatical errors for his own entertainment! What a dork!
    Back me up on this one, Hammer.

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  5. Yeah…what Dino said, you effing dingus. Go play doctor with your friends and let the grownups have thier discussions, mkay?

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