Thank you so kindly, yes, you, in the south end, for ruining a romantic evening with my honey. Yes, you in the neighbourhood, the ones who had to file several sound complaints against a charity event (that was permitted by city ordinances). A special thanks to all you lovely idiots who love to ruin the fun of others. Yeah, you really rock. Morons. Find something better to complain about, learn to respect the arts, and get a grip people. Maybe it is the weather, maybe you just need to find a way to chill. Smoke some weed? —Snob-Discriminatory
This article appears in May 19-25, 2011.


Methinks there might be more to this than the OP lets on.
Uhh if your event was permitted by city ordinance, then how did it get ruined?
I mean, if it wasn’t violating any by laws… I don’t see how someone could’ve ruined it.
And just because it’s for charity doesn’t mean you get a free pass, because I suspect it wasn’t permitted by city ordinance if someone was able to call and complain and fuck your event up.
I mean…. I could start the “PK need a new coach bag” and call it a charity (because HAY, charity is defined as: “The voluntary giving of help, typically money, to those in need.” and I’m in need of a new coach bag….). Would that give me license to go all hog wild and disturb my neighbours? Don’thinkso.
please ‘splain http://images.cheezburger.com/completestor…
Weed always chills me out, especially BC bud.
depends on what you were doing, how loud, and of course, where you were doing iyt. you say you had permission, from the city. the city don’t know shit o.p., and that being the case, don’t count on them for back up.
..methinks your “charity event” was some godawful performance art extravaganza that pissed peeps off..just a wild guess..
Listen Mr. Artsy Arse, if you call banging your gf on the balcony performance art and a charitable event, then we have every right to call in the scuffers.
NSCAD grad ceremonies were this past weekend, any tie ins with this humpapalooza?
..speaking of charity nites..if i get accosted one more fucking time for sponsoring someone’s ..walk for terminal ..halitosis..i could kill…again ..:)
“terminal … halitosis” Lolzzz.
Boo hoo……cry me a river. Oh wait, there’s already enough water outside. The arts are a joke.
This charity event wasn’t perchance taking place on a median near Connaught & Bayer’s road was it.? Just because your punk-tang’s pubic lice can do the dance number from “Thriller” doesn’t necessarily make it art.
Try posting it on u-toob, instead of aggravating tax payers.
I need some deets before making a sympathetic ruling, OP. It sounds to me, given the (lack of) information that you had a legal event and blasted the fucking toons, breaking noise bylaws, and now you’re boo hooing because you got shut down.
You can have all the city-sanctioned charity events you want, but if it’s keeping me up at night, I’ll call the cops all over again.
Your chicken wongs were delicious too.