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so i was enjoying a delightful salad the other day when I realized I’m done…
Theres too much, its just too much… How does anybody breathe? when there is to much lungs breathing it. —This is serious*
This article appears in Dec 25-31, 2014.
21 Comments
Anyone got an ENIGMA machine for this one?
LOL – My vote for best comment of 2015^
http://3.bp.blogspot.com/-y3FJsMBwUv0/U5cJ…
Disclaimer: Scooter not exactly as pictured >: )
Stop smoking meth before you eat.
Were you tossing someones salad and stayed too long?
not sure if talking about an actual salad food or a rimjob….wish i could put in the frye meme here
That’s what you get for being a dirty, stinky, filthy, unwanted, smelly, garbagey, skunky, frankincensey, old baby powder smelling, rotting, disease ridden, inbred, incredibly bad for society, VEGAN!!!!
VIVE A LA MEAT!!!!!!
*whirls his cape and moustache, throws a smoke pellet and clearly runs off down an ally*
I prefer syrup.
Too many bacon buttes. Such decadence, such salty poetry on the taste budlets. Quenched with far too many Stella Artois.
Spent, I am spent.
If you’re breathing in your salad, you’re doing it wrong.
You’d better hope you don’t get an infection.
http://wate.com/2014/12/23/utah-man-hospit…
Blah…blah…blah…”VEGAN!!!!”
Yeah, because modern factory farming does NOT involve cruelty to animals.
Riiiiiiiiiight.
Pfffft!
A poor creature’s lifetime of suffering to supply what is on the end of your fork is about ethics. Get some. Then you will be able to direct your criticism toward a worthwhile target.
The Vegan Hypocrisy.
Eat meat?
Eat Fish?
Wear leather, fur or silk?
Chew gum or burn candles?
Play the violin?
Use shampoo, hair conditioner or emery boards?
so, is this bitch about real salad or the other thing, that shall not be named
I agree with Scooter. It’s about U-Boat attacks on Allied convoys.
“The Vegan Hypocrisy.”
Genuine conscientious vegans are not interested in the products listed above and a lot of others.
I don’t mind vegans. They are absolutely correct. They are just insufferable. Sort of like Richard Dawkins.
Vegan farts smell like unwrapped Egyptian mummies. Perhaps a degree in ancient history is required to appreciate the multi-textured aroma of meat-free feces. I’d prefer to sit a sealed room with a rotting mule carcass than be seated next to a flatulent vegan.
^^^ it’s the chickpeas. They’re rank.
My experience is that people become vegetarian for health and ethical reasons. I have friends who you wouldn’t even know were vegetarian unless you knew them well. They don’t feel the need to badger other people. On the other hand, I find that people tend to become vegans as an “identity” so they typically want everyone to know and be impressed by their ideology. They also tend to be militant and have no reluctance to tell everyone else how unethical they are for not being vegan.
http://fc01.deviantart.net/fs70/i/2014/158…
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BREATHING
“How does anyone breathe? when (sic) there is to (sic) much (sic) lungs breathing it.(sic) This is serious
Try breathing through one lung.
A pleasure as always,
Cheerio!