Way to cheat on me with a 44 year old single mom!
You’re 29. She could be your mother.
So I dated you for about a month- we met at a party, you were nice, all over me, really attentive..and then….you got all hot and cold, blaming it on being sick and really busy at work. Unless of course you were demanding to know where I wanted this ‘to go’, and being uncertain about our ‘future’ (I dated you a month WTF?) because I wasn’t planning the wedding after a week.
but then i found out actually, you’d started hooking up with this wrinkly old hag after we’d been seeing each other for two weeks- and after i’d met her when you invited her and her nine year old son to come along with us to a party! Your creepy comparison shopping aside, it’s evil and creepy to bitch about being late to pick me up because you were ‘driving’ her around etc etc….trying to paint yourself as a super nice guy willing to help out his poor single mom pal while you were really cheating on me with old pussy is so slimy I can’t even describe it. At least you’ll get that instant-commitment you seemed to want- she’s already changed her facebook status, however i see you haven’t. classy. Almost as classy as you trying to make me feel sorry for you after i found out about it all through a mutual friend.
I’m glad I dumped you via text you bastard- you don’t even deserve actual face to face communication. I hope she gives you old ladies crabs.
ps of course I now will be telling everyone we know the creepy bedroom thing you like but are embarrassed about- I’m talking about the pegging buddy.
—SO much better than the old lady!
This article appears in Feb 19-25, 2009.
1. You said you only dated for a month, so why the need to go through all this on here?
2. How do you know her pussy is slimy?
3. And why do you consider pegging to be creepy?
It does sound like he has some issues, but come on girl, you don’t seem to be a prize yourself!
WOW…..craaaazy
Oh my god..you dated the guy for a month- and for two weeks of that month he was giving you the brush off. Are you desperate??? You mention having dumped him by text message- keep telling yourself it was you who broke up with him if it really helps your self-esteem, but I think it’s fair to conclude you were the dumpee, not him.
It sounds like you really need to grow the fuck up. “Old lady crabs”?? “Slimy pussy”?? Threatening to tell people that “oooooh my god, he’s so creepy because he likes pegging”? Seriousy, how old ARE you, sixteen???
You assume that just because this new woman is 44 and a single mom that we would automatically take your side and conclude that she must also be gross and this guy is pathetic for choosing her over you? Well 44 or not, she could very well be be way better looking than you, have way more life experience, and so be be way more interesting, way funnier, and way better in bed.
Twit!!
Well if you lost yur guy to a “44year old hag”, it doesn’t say much for you. I’ll assume you’re somewhere around 29 and you’re so, I don’t know what, but not good enough to hang onto a guy you’ve known a month. But then you’re Miss Maturity because only mature people expose their relationships and their failures in public. Tell you what, give Jerry a call.
Yup, most 44 year old single moms carry crabs. There’s a stat you can count on, mm hmm.
Advice to the OP… don’t fuck the guy so fast next time. He might actually respect you and then court you. This is a classic case of getting what he wanted then moving on. When he gets the milk for free….
BTW If you go telling the “bed sheet secrets” of others you can surely expect the same. Works well for men but not so good for sluts, eh? Careful. The Karma Police are keeping tabs on you.
If she hase a slimy pussy, I cant even imagine what yours is like if the guy left you for it… Nasty!!
If he was open enough with you after only a few weeks about his love for pegging, I don’t imagine he’s really that embarassed about it, he just told you that so you’d do it.
Um hate to break it to you, OP, but the guy wasn’t really cheating. Obviously he tried talking to you to find out if you were “exclusive” and you never confirmed to him that you were exclusive (usually when men ask about your “future” they’re trying to find out whether or not you’re exclusive). I’m sure he wasn’t implying that you should plan a wedding already, he was just trying to find out if he could go fuck other women, and you confirmed that indeed he could. You were dating for a month. He tried bringing up the exclusivity of your “relationship,” you didn’t confirm it so he has every right to go bang other chicks if so chooses. He wasn’t cheating on you at all.
Scooby Doo’s right — guys are pretty easy to read: if they’re all over you in the beginning then it cools off relatively quickly, it’s safe to say he’s just not that into you.
You really don’t have a valid bitch here, OP. Sure you’re pissed off, but the guy didn’t really do anything worthy of scorning. You dated for a month (more like two weeks from the sounds of things), he tried to see if you were into being exclusive, you said no, so he started seeing other women. Case closed.
Why do people insist on having sex with someone who they’ve only been seeing for 2 weeks??? Keep your legs closed!!! I only say that because 99.99999999% of the bitches in this section are about some girl being pissed off at some guy who isn’t with them any more because they met somewhere/somehow, hopped in bed that night or next day and then over a span of the next two weeks, things went downhill and they’re all bitter about the whole thing.
because to the girls in this city, being a tramp makes you a successful woman and removes the shackles of oppression.
that’s what sex & the city teaches them 🙂 i do find it amusing when they practice what they see on TV and it backfires completely on them though.
haha onlythetruth, you’re bang on. Women can get all weird and shit after they’ve had sex with a guy. Studies have shown that women react to sex differently than men: they are more “emotional” about it.
I think most women need to find this shit out for themselves though (i.e.: don’t open your legs to the first willing guy that comes along who SEEMS like Mr. Perfect right off the bat). I certainly learned my lesson in my early 20s. Unfortunately I don’t think most women don’t learn this lesson till much later (if ever!).
Sometimes I’m really embarrassed by my gender 🙁
Stupi phat – I do agree with you on this one and this one only.
My money’s on the 44 year old. Go, Cougar!
Ageist much? You do know you’ll be a 44-year-old “wrinkly hag” one day yourself right?
Also, what’s a sandpapper?
Shit, I wish I was 44 again – sigh.
See, young people think they invented everything when it comes to sex, when in reality their grandparents were doing the exact same thing (and probably still ARE) 50 even 60 years ago. They’ve probably done stuff (and probably still ARE doing stuff) the youngins haven’t even thought of (yet?). So the 44 year old likely has a few more tricks up her sleeve between the sheets than the OP, who’s probably early-mid 20s and thinks she invented everything when it comes to sex.
Or maybe OP’s manfriend DOES get off on “old lady crabs.” I mean he’s into pegging so it’s totally plausible. heh.
I’m an older woman…. and having read your “bitch”,which doesn’t belong in this column in the first place,I want you to know that someday you will be an older woman too….how would you feel to be grouped in a category of “old lady crabs” and “slimy pussy”?????? Alot of men like older women,because they are beautiful,self confident and “exprienced”….and unless you start growing up now,you will never be any of those things…..
Like Kimmie says, alot of men go for substance- as in all those things she mentioned like confidence and life experience- especially the good ones. Who wants a blithering, needy, overly-tanned, catty little witch with a princess complex? I remmeber when 30 seemed old to me but now that I’m 30, I don’t feel old at all! Hey- my last boyfriend before I got married was 6 years younger than I am- but he chose me. And what kind of woman refers to the future of her own genitalia as being “slimy”??? Do you hate yourself??? If this is the bleak future (which will come very fast) you picture for your love-making parts, I can’t imagine you being very good in bed at all!
Lack of self esteem seems to be the root of this problem. No wonder the older woman looked more attractive. He probably doesn’t have to listen to hysterics and drama queen scenes. If I were a guy, I would have dumped your sorry ass too.
Wow, he is so damn lucky he’s rid of you…that would be well worth a dose of the crabs… as for the slimy pussy, how do you know? it sounds better than a dry,tight,stuck up c*nt ! which is what you come across as , at least to me.