This goes out to an uptight blonde bitch at the navy’s club on Saturday night who likes to stir up shit about people because we’re not in the navy but we were invited there and then like to get people with the bouncers after ya. I hope you had fun and btw you’re not even a 4th attractive as you think you are… 2.5 out of 10 max. —Love the Navy, Hate Assholes

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  1. ..nothing worse than a bitch on a shit disturb mission…they are like VERY skilled at it..:)

  2. Shit – as soon as I saw the line – in the navy – you fucking well know which band and their effing song dropped into my head gggggrrrrrrr

  3. OB…that’s probably why she hangs out at a bar.
    They say if you drink enough alcohol, the girls just get prettier & prettier .

    I know I’ve never taken an ugly chick home from a bar…woke up with one or two… they musta slipped in when I was out ! ~;p

  4. i looked for crows nest cams, didn’t find much. our guys don’t pick spots that would be conducive for filming

  5. MP = Mindless Pricks
    MP = Mildly Paranoid
    MP = Muscley Pukers
    MP = Menopausal Pussies

    any more?

  6. MPs don’t bounce, they throw your drunken ass in cells.

    MP = Mighty Proud
    MP = Mostly Perfect
    MP = Magnificent Pecker

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