To the tall brunette who takes the bus on weeknighs…yeah, you. Are you really SO VAIN that you insist on endlessly brushing your hair for all to see, or take 20 minutes to apply gobs and gobs of mascara or lipgloss to your face? And, last time I checked, your purse, make-up case, coat and other bags don’t EACH REQUIRE A SEAT…move your shit so other people can sit!!! And please, PLEASE turn down your i-Pod…I don’t feel like listening to Nelly whine “It’s hot in huuurrrrrr” and I ESPECIALLY don’t want to sit there and watch you obnoxiously bob your head to the music. Fuck. Get a life!
—Bitcherella
This article appears in Feb 12-18, 2009.
Time to buy a clunker or take another bus.
i like my ladies to have neat, combed hair and pretty faces with soft shiny lips.
Is your neck not working so you can’t turn your face the other way? If that’s what it takes for her to feel good about herself, or if she’s working some shit job that requires spackle and shine, wtf do you care where/how it gets done? Honestly, what’s it to you? Maybe you need to get a life yourself, so you can mind your own damn business…
Sometimes it really bothers me when people dance along with their headphones on the bus, I’m not really sure why. I got weirdly annoyed by some girl smiling to herself at her text messages too the other day.
I’m torn here, because it shouldn’t be that hard to ignore her… yet she doesn’t sound like a real treat either. Surrounding herself with all her material possessions while glamming it up and polluting the air with obnoxious music.
That is a trivecta that is certainly bitch-worthy.
Though I have the annoying habit of mouthing the words to songs as I listen. I can’t really help it and I know I look like a fool…..
I dunno, coin toss.
heads, you turn your head and ignore her.
tails, you kick her tail for being a bimbo.
Maybe she really likes you and wants your attention? (chuckle)
I’m one of those dudes that turns up the headphones when on the bus… especially if the person next to me really annoys me (I want to annoy them as much as they annoy me). I can’t say much about the music. What I find really funny is that she sounds like she’s one of those girls that doesn’t let anyone sit beside her because she’s too pretty, and she doesn’t want anyone to mess her hair up or spread germs on her designer clothing. Hmmmm… If you’re taking the bus, maybe you’re spending too much money on designer clothing? 1000 bucks doesn’t get you much in terms of a car, but 2000 will get a car that’ll serve you for a few years.
I love weirdos who do strange stuff while riding the bus. They make riding the bus more interesting and should be paid. I love loud ipods too, but only if the music clashes with the person listening. ( You know who you are Mr Lauper lover.) Bus fights are good too. I’ve only seen two of those, but they were both awesome. The other day the bus driver called out some ugly dude who was trying to scam a ride with his girlfriends stolen pass. It was cool, everyone was entertained.
fail to understand why people feel personal grooming is an activity for all to see. EESH, that’s what bathrooms are for.
Probably trying to hide the wrinkles that result from too many hours in a tanning booth, he he!!!
She’s probably trying to cover up all the wrinkles and other hideous damage done by too much time in a tanning booth. Yeah, in no time Glamazon will look like a witch.