Stop walking around in your high heels all day! —Living in the north end colorful condos
This article appears in Dec 11-17, 2014.
Hey, upstairs neighbour
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He likes to add some spice to his life (and yours!)
Yeah! Stop walking around in your high heels
And fishnet stockings.
And Nazi officers cap.
And ball gag.
And stop doing a pony show for Mark Messier
Some of us grad students have exams coming up.
https://images.search.yahoo.com/images/vie…
Mark loves my show as much as I love my heels.
I imagine they are blasting Right Said Fred while they strut….
Yeah, because owning an APARTMENT seemed like a good idea at the time… how’re those condo fees workin for ya now? Lol, that “less is more” hook is hard to get your mouth around but, looks like you succeeded. Congrats, sucker!!!
GIVE THE GUY A BREAK!
For God’s sake Ivan, give the guy a break!
Avatar #!07: YOUNG’S BEER MAT
A pleasure as always,
Cheerio!
High heel shoes make me fuckin angry. Backs of my heels be gettin big bloody blisters, by the end of the night, my shoes be filled with blood from limping around. Hate um. Boggles my mind why would anyone wear high heel shoes on they feet at HOME where no one can even see them! Dumb bitch on some dumb shit.
Why do people hate on condo fees? Our fees finance oil costs, electricity, outdoor maintenance, and help maintain a healthy reserve account (just in case the roof needs replacing). Do these expenses go away when you own a detached house?
And, yes, less is more if you prefer small-scale and low-maintenance living in close proximity to urban amenities like restaurants, parks, bars, or if the 30-60 minute daily commute (depending on your suburb) in a car is not your thing.
MEOW! (no reference to Kitty Monstercock 5000)
So, Mr. Meaty’s account has been deleted. This place just gets “safer” by the day.
Now, I want to take this moment to ask for calm, people. Clearly the Moderator was correct in taking seriously the recent online threats from sophisticated 3rd party actors whose connection with the government of North Korea has yet to be verified.
what the hell did i miss this time?
This is like being at Hogwarts after Voldemort took over the Ministry of Magic >: (
A Festivus Miracle!
Damn, I had even prepared a solemn musical tribute….’Oh hell, why waste it:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=U4QRm786nL…
Disclaimer: Ivan Sonofabitch EXACTLY as illustrated.
Glad you’re back >: )
High heels? Does she look good? Please pass on her email. Thanks.
Hey Realist, maybe she will require dental work after you graduate.
Willard (12/18, 1:21PM), you’ve got to stop being nasty to no_fool or, like she said, you’ll get one of her high heels up where the sun don’t shine. Now run along.
It appears Festivus died along with Mr. Meaty… or did it…?
no_fools violence threat got pulled too…
harmless as it was.
I question the sanity of this section of interwebz.
WEll, in the off chance that Mr. meaty puts in a reappearance, SOBova, Countess von Puff E. Pantz and I have prepared an elaborate musical number to welcome him back:
https://video.search.yahoo.com/video/play;…
Standard Disclaimer: Puffy is , of course, a cat. As for the rest of us, well, it is what it is.
Jesus h christ, Ivan. ^^^
Next karaoke night – Goodbye Horses;Hello Ivan.
I’m certain the Ghost of Mr. Meaty Past appreciates the tribute Ivan! It appears he is being headhunted as his second coming was almost immediately annihilated.
I think he was a great believer in reincarnation. As I understand the reincarnation process, you may not come back as human a second time round but as an insect or maybe even a reptile… reptiles are good!
So just like Mister Hanky, if you believe real good…
Hidy Ho Everyone!
Deese stilettos be puttin pot holes in ya lawn, fool!
jealous of dat strut…
Welcome back Scissors. Did you and P.F. Chang jump the broom yet>; )
OP suck it up,it could be a lot worse. They aren’t calling the cops on you with what they know are out and out lies.
hello 911, my downstairs neighbor has border;line perosnality disorder. i was nice to her once and now shes a psyco stalker hosebeast
i do not think that happens as often as you think it happens.
I sincerely hope none of you are making fun of 9/11!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!