Thanks for spraying my car with your pop bottle. I know it was an accident that you dropped it but when you saw it spraying everywhere, why did you pick it up and hold it near my car? You then had the nerve not to apologize and drive away. I was sitting in my car and you could see me! I hope the cover on that bottle is still leaking in your car on the way home. —Very Inconsiderate
This article appears in Apr 21-27, 2011.


They were standing next to your vehicle and picked up the spraying cola bottle….ergo, your car got coked….and it was an accident not an on-purpose! Get over it already as the frikken rain washed it away …. maybe some sun would come out and dry your tears.
WTF? Who the fuck writes a bitch about someone getting pop all over their car?
Get a fucking life, ya douchenozzle.
It’s not like your car is a cloth coach bag that’s ruined because you, say, can’t wash it.
FUCK SAKES.
OP: I don’t know who you are, but if I did I’d probably give you a big giant smack upside the head.
It sounds like to me like the idiot the OP is talking about held the pop bottle next to their car, rather than running to a garbage can or you know, anywhere else where there wasn’t a car. That would piss me off too if someone knowingly continued to let it spray on MY car until they could close it.
that fucking sticky shit all over your car, the flies love it, not to mention bees and hornets. and who will have to wash it, you. the other asshole fucked off, and left you holding the proverbial bag. i hate it when that shit happens o.p.
Unless it’s diet, suckers. Diet isn’t sticky when it dries 😉
Damn that sucks op. 100 sympy points.
Is your car so cheaply made that you think the cola will rot it away?
Cola is good for removing oil, etc from your windshield. Makes for a nice clean surface. Makes sure to rinse it with water afterwards.
Would piss me off cuz I don’t always feel like paying for a car wash and don’t always have time to wash it myself and I hate looking at shit like that on my car.
and if the car is pristine white, it looks real shitty then. cola drying is the fucking ugliest thing on a white car, on a hot day.
Yeah, but chances are said cola has been washed off with the rain this morning.
You can always get a wet cloth and just wipe it off. Takes like 3 seconds.
I mean, driving in the winter you get dirty slush stains on your car, and icky salt stains if you’re driving a car that’s not white — unless you wrap a bubble around your car — it’s GOING to get dirty.
My parents have a white car and it gets filthy in the winter. My dad takes it to get washed every second week or so, but by the end of the day it’s usually dirty again.
Chill out, guys. Cola on a car is a minor fucking worry compared to some other things in this world. If that’s the only thing you have to bitch about, well then I’d say you’re doing pretty well.
I’m sure this kid would LOVE to only have to worry about some cola on his car…
http://4.bp.blogspot.com/-FvveEvSmF7I/TWrQ…
Get over yourselves.
“Makes sure to rinse it with water afterwards.”
Holy fuck you must be the world’s top scientist. Nobody would EVER think of that!
Bon probably would have.
Nah. She’d just think it’s not her responsibility.
NGF, didn’t you mean survivor?
It can mean two things, er posters.