To the lady serving me at a certain coffee chain today, please don’t look at me cross eyed when I put my change in the box for the camp. Yes, it didn’t go in your pocket but it didn’t go in mine either. I heard one of your staff say, “This location sucks ’cause you average only $40 in tips each shift.” You serve donuts and coffee so get f**ked! —Yeah I Said It
This article appears in Apr 14-20, 2011.
Tell those bitches to get fucked.
$40 a shift? Must be nice!
You know. No one tips ME when I do shit for them.
I get papercuts and carpal tunnel and half the time I don’t even get a thanks!
Students suck, man!
Bitcher – do not post here. It is a den of cruel perverts.
The site is run purely to provide them the opportunity to be perverted, cruel sadists.
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I’ll bet you ANYTHING that guy at least shat himself just a little whilest running to the can after THAT cup of coffee.
oldhand, that is a racist remark and libelist statement simply because Ivan is of terrorist descent!
I do the same thing: I put the change I get back in the donation box. Its my money, I’ll do with what I wish.
yeah but, if you jiggle it the right way, you can get a lot out. but make sure it’s after hours there honey. that was to the waitstaff, not you o.p., you don’t need the extra nickel you dropped in there. but some poor starving crack addicted boyfriend might. and oh yeah, who’ll help the children. think of the children.
Thank you, fucking tims people and their tips.. shouldn’t take tips for granted. Or anything for that matter. You work at Tims. Want tips go serve in a real restaurant.
I don’t tip anywheres unless the service was phenominal. I find tips make people greedy, then they expect it while doing a slackass job.
Timmie’s coffee server giving you grief over not tipping them?
Wait a table if you want tips, you standing-in-one-place-“here’s-your-coffee,-where’s-ma-bukkit/I-mean-tip?”-c-unit”.
I need a coffee after that sentence…
Wonder if Tim’s is open?
WheelieP – know you didn’t just insult these guys:
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by comparing them to deadhockeyplayercoffeeslingers.
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WTF. Why even tip those morons? They’re in a shit job for a reason….no education. I consider them my coffee-slaves….I throw some change at them and they rush to get my coffee right in front of me.
There is not enough money in the world to ever make me go back to Tim Horton’s. I felt empty and like I had no soul and people are such fucking shitbags over their fucking coffee and I really wouldn’t have the patience for it.
I quit when a co-worker stole my tips- on what was obviously a big tip shift. Whichever little shit it was that did it stole food right out of my goddamn mouth. I depended on tips to make ends meet. I worked a 9-5 job Monday-Friday (37.5 hours a week) and then worked at Tim’s 15-20 hours on top of that. I never complained if somebody didn’t tip me (you’re all right, it’s their money, they can do what they want with it), but I did mind if somebody handed me their change back at the drive-thru instructing me to put it in the camp box at the front of the store- they fucked up my drive through time and the weekend supervisor was such a fucking bitch, she yelled at all of us working drive-thru for it.
You should try that with guys, sebastian. It may help you get a date but considering the high standards of the local masculin pirate I doubt it will. Never hurts to try though, sister.
I LOVELOVELOVE coffee!!!
It is such a tasty and fun way to start my day!!!
“You should try that with guys, sebastian. It may help you get a date but considering the high standards of the local masculin pirate I doubt it will. Never hurts to try though, sister.”
posted by – 1090552 (Nice Goin’ Fat) – April 20, 2011 at 3:48 PM
Another personal attack that the moderators and staff of The Coast support.
The Comments policy linked in the page footer is obviously meaningless. (and obviously out of date, as the description of the report form does not match how they have modified it to protect abusive users like Nice Goin’ Fat.)
Note also the complete lack of an appropriate legal statement. The Coast is responsible for what gets posted here.
P.S. obviously the post above this one is not mine. It does not address the problem here.
It was not an attack; it was a suggestion on how to get a date. A date is a communications event when two people meet in person, oldhand. Kind of like you and the orphanage owners and then you and some wolves in the woods.
$40? >_> I work at a coffee shop that doesn’t serve piss-poor coffee and I get like $10 a shift in tips. Lol. And I split it with less people than these twats do. I say they should be grateful. :-/ Especially if $40 is considered a slow night.
$40 extra a shift isn’t bad per-person for doing a job that requires no education and only basic skills.. it turns minimum wage into nearly $15 an hour. Not bad for pouring coffee and putting donuts into boxes.
I don’t tip unless they are especially nice. I took my tip back once because the snob didn’t say thanks. She obviously didn’t want my 50 cents so I took it.
I would love to find the asshat who started this tipping bullshit at coffee shops and stick a baseball bat up their ass sideways. In no way shape or form does a coffee server deserve any tip for a less than 1 minute transaction.
“I took my tip back once because the snob didn’t say thanks…” Lol bamf
Shut up you cheap bitch. Tipping at a place like that costs what? A quarter, .50cents? I put myself thru university working there and I’d bet your bitter fat ass couldn’t keep up with the work load. Until you try? Stfua 😉
You stand and take money, and hand over coffee.
You’re not a waitress.
Overstating one’s station in life, is one?
lols
It’s amazing that you say “aw, what’s a measly .50?”.
It’s *not yours*. When you drive through or go to the counter, you’re not being waited on by a waitress.
So get fucked, coffeejock.
Who was that for Lil … I know I ain’t cheap.
Where I go (after my first cup) the “servers” are almost all fucking HOT women, and they are all nice as pie to me and my kids whenever I come in so I don’t mind tipping a bit. If they were snitty about the kids or stomped around like half the tanks that work at the brown spot looking like they’d rather be out back eating donuts, then I’d be more reserved with the tip.
FYI I can’t drink TH as there is something in their coffee that I react to. People here freak out and act like I am an alien when I say that, like they can’t comprehend a coffee drinker who doesn’t support TH…. crazy.