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Summer is coming and those hot Metro Transit drivers in their hot shorts, ah ah ah. What could brighten up your hot summer day more than boarding a Metro Transit bus and seeing Mr. Perky peeping out at you? Cannot wait! —In Heat
This article appears in Apr 14-20, 2011.
7 Comments
Mr. Perky Huh?. And if Steven Harper had “hung some brain” during the debate he’d have that majority in the bag, so to speak.
Maybe I’m an asshole but I’ve never grouped Metro Transit drivers all together in the “hot” category. I’m sure there’s lots of good looking drivers – but this Love is just weird.
Those shorts are butt ugly, even on the good looking drivers. I personally refuse to even order a pair, even though my wife likes the look of them for some reason. Oh well, whatever turns your crank.
“What could brighten up your hot summer day more than boarding a Metro Transit bus and seeing Mr. Perky peeping out at you?”
I could think of A LOT of things better than that.
the lightheadedness you get from heat exhaustion…
finding a penny on the ground…
well basically anything really…. is better than that.
Mr. Perky peeping out at you?
Um….
The shorts are a’ight, but I DOUBT the idea is to have “mr perky” “peeping out at you” whilst wearing them. I mean… wouldn’t, oh, UNDERWEAR keep “mr perky” all safe and secure from the outside world? I thought it was overly common to put on a pair of undies these days, but maybe I’m wrong.
This love is just so wrong on so many levels.
I’d find it HIGHLY disturbing if i was to board a bus and ‘mr perky’ (um. why would you call THAT mr perky unless, it was, y’know, all PERKY and stuff and… i don’t know about anyone else but if I had one of THOSE it sure as hell wouldn’t be all perky at work) was “peeping out at [me].”
You need a hobby, OP. Or… something.
Mr Perky:
http://www.eteamz.com/PatNeshek/images/bus…
Jess keepin it real, yo.
dear in heat, i don’t drive a bus, but do wear shorts, all year long inside. and mr. perky not only pokes his head out, he jumps right at you. anytime you wanna check it out, then get back to me. he always likes an audience.