Your girlfriend and I are very good friends. We spend part of nearly every day together, except weekends because that is your time together. My friend knows that I am bisexual and since she told you, you now know too. You make comments to your girlfriend to imply that she is cheating on you with me. Things like, “Oh, did your girlfriend come over today?” or “Why is the bed messed up?” It doesn’t surprise me that you’re too much of a coward to make these comments in front of me, but I am happy to inform you that we are NOT sleeping together or involved in any other romantic “activities”. Just because I am bisexual does not mean that I am interested in all or even any of my female friends. You’re turning 40 in just a few years, so maybe it’s time to grow the fuck up. —Not Your Girlfriend’s Girlfriend
This article appears in Apr 7-13, 2011.
Watch the episode of the Sopranos where Chrissy thought that Adriana’s new friend, the undercover fed wanted a 3-way. I’m pretty sure that’s what your friend’s BF is zig-zagging towards. >; )
And getting old is never an excuse for growing up. Just sayin’.
Ooohhh… dude is seriously insecure. Maybe he’s got a little penis or is worried about his performance in the sack.
Growing up is a definite requirement.
Except that I don’t watch sopranos, I agree with Ivan said. Post pics from the 3-way, ok?
Why the fuck does anyone want to “grow up”?
Think I’ll go play with some of my toys.
He’s laying the groundwork for a threesome, guaging his girlfriend’s responses, trying to determine if she’s into it.
Guys have their little black book
Gays have their little pink book
Bi’s have the phone book
Just making light of things on a Friday morning 🙂
The only great thing about getting older, is our toy’s are bigger & more powerful, then when we were young.
I’m with Hugo’s idea for today…I’m taking my boat out.
I agree with all of you pretty much. The BF is just testing the 3-way waters.
And boys will always be boys….just with more expensive toys that now need insurance. Enjoy fishing season More!
Sounds less like a 3-some wish and more like trust issues to me. “Why is the bed messed up?” Why is he even thinking like this? If the friend in question was male and the BF was strictly hetero, thoughts of 3-somes would not even occur in the comments here. Just because the friend is a bi girl does not automatically mean the BF wants in on some action he thinks he’s missing. His messy bed inquiry shows his insecurity and lack of trust, not exactly great qualities in a BF.
Here’s how a guy’s mind works oceanchick:
Bisexual female = possibility of threesome
Speaking from a guy’s perspective 🙂
Trust me, I *know* how guy’s minds work nevermind. It’s his approach that screams insecurity, not ‘let’s all hookup’.
I’m glad you were reading it the same way I did, OC. That’s the first thing I saw there too: insecurity.
LOL @ Koda! 🙂
Thanks ralmn, I’m guessing you are female. The first thing guys think of when they see the words bi girl is a hookup. It takes a girl to see it for what it is…insecurity.
Something tells me the BF would be acting the exact same way if the bi friend were a decent looking dude…
yes ma’am – as female as she comes 🙂 Not very girl-y, but definitely female.
http://www.bestweekever.tv/bwe/images/2009…
Cute pussy:)
That poor poor kitteh!
I need to upload a picture of molly in a newborn hat my mom knitted. She lets me put them on her. And is all “I HATE YOU” but won’t budge.
You know, not ALL guys are into girl-on-girl or are interested in threesomes. True story. I know a couple. Though, I also know a couple who are quite up front in their love/desire/willingness to have threesomes (or foursomes or fivesomes…), as long as there ain’t no other dudes in the picture.
lol I imagine most straight dudes are like that, PK. (Myself included :P)
The latter category, specifically.
I’d believe it. I seem to be the target of men who seem to think being married and/or wanting me to join them and their SO makes them somehow more attractive to me.
Yah: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1ytCEuuW2_A to those fuckers.
I’m sure some of the other lovely ladies around here can relate.
I’m more surprised your friend would be tactless enough to parrot the tasteless jokes he made back to you. Does she have no class or concept of other peoples’ feelings? If I were her, I would have snapped at him to stop making those asinine jokes and tried to help him get over his dumb hangups in private. If that’s even what they are, he could just be a harmless dumb-ass who finds the concept of you and her together hot. But regardless, I never would have told my friend about them, it’d do nothing but stir shit up and damage the relationship between my friend and my boyfriend, and it looks like that’s exactly what happened here. Sounds like your friend is a drama whore and an asshole.
You’re right snoop: some things between friends are better left unsaid.
That if it doesn’t HAVE to be said. There are situations where some things have to be said and the other party doesn’t like what you have to say but there’s nothing you can do about it and then they’re like “fuck you” and and you’re all “fuck you too, jerk” and you never talk again. T’is unfortunate.
Ok that made no sense. I’m really light headed right now so ignore me plz. ANd now the carmen sandiago song is swirling around in my head. And I have urges to crawl under my desk and lay down. whoa.
Nicely put Miss Snoop
Holy shit. Ignore my last post guys. Well the last part anyway. Momentary bought of dizziness/lightheadedness. Got up, went to get the mail and I’m fine now.
Jesus.
In any event, I agree with snoop. Like I said: it’s pointless and just harmful to bring some things up. Sometimes no good can come from it.
http://media.ponytalesblog.com/images/grac…
You alright, PK?
bah, its all been done. carry on guys 😀
maybe this douchebag is hoping for a 3 way? or maybe he is just that, a douchebag? but i’m game for an answer here.
umm when you do finally ..ummm do it… can you take pics and post them..:)