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about Love the Way We Bitch The Coast has become seriously lame since it’s make-over. Especially the on-line Bitch thingeee here. You must be aiming for the yupee/hipster crowd or whatever they’re called these days. —sowanna barf
This article appears in Nov 13-19, 2014.
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Their house; their rules. Suck it up.
WHEN WILL THEY EVER LEARN?
“The Coast has become seriously lame since its make-over. Especially the on-line Bitch thingeee here.” sowanna barf
Now, let’s see. Where do we find sowanna barf? Oh look, he’s right here on the on-line Bitch thingee. But what does that mean? Thats right, it can only mean that sowanna barf himself is “seriously lame.” Will sowanna barf ever understand that? Will he and others like him ever understand that he engages in a self-refuting proposition, that brings himself under his own interdict? Will he ever learn? Of course not. Let’s hope that sowanna doesn’t get his shoes wet.
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A pleasure as always.
Chederio!
I submitted a bitch about the circa 1996 Corel Word Perfect clipart and it got canned and never saw the light of day. I guess there was no corresponding clipart for a bitch about clipart…
I miss the comprehensive entertainment listings in the print version of the Coast. I used to keep a copy around for the full week, but now I just mostly glance through it and put it back on the rack. (Yeah, obviously it’s all online, but I liked keeping a copy on the kitchen table to flip through at breakfast.)
The accompanying illustrations on some of the LTWWB bitches looks like they were done by a spastic monkey with a butt hole-clenched crayon.
Gotta love those NSCAD grads!
TTFN, I’d love to see the beautiful illustrations from your graphic design work – but, I’m afraid they’ve probably all been spoiled from the century long accumulation of fermented shit that expels from your face each day.
But really, I’m sure those gradients and drop shadows you made in Quark were just choice.
A lot of “The Coast Sucks” titles in the bitch today. I think Mod is starting to get a clue.
Don’t bust a blood vessel, BF. I certainly seem to have hit a major nerve. Were these your renderings? Or are you a failed NSCAD grad? Do tell me what inspired this sudden fit of hostility?
Gradients and drop shadows?
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Or lack thereof. It appears that Bastard Fish is unable to use either gradients or drop shadows if, indeed, these are his black crayon renderings. Whoever added these should be pummeled with a sack of wet mice.
I think he might use them both under his eyes. That, or he is suffering from terminal sphyllis.