To the woman who spazzed out for 20 minutes in the library after coming “all the way from Dartmouth” to use the computer and screamed at every staff member, each of whom went above and beyond the call of duty to explain the problem to you and deal with you in a patient manner: Calm down and get the internet at home, go to a library closer to your home, or an internet cafe. Newsflash, sometimes life isn’t fair, but screaming about it in a library where being quiet used to be mandatory isn’t going to change that. Grow the fuck up. —Patron in Search of Peace

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  1. another bitch about those pesky fucking libraries. when the fuck will you people ever learn, it is not home, show some fucking decency for the other people there.

  2. From my experience, people from Dartmouth don’t like to leave their homes. Going out for groceries to the closest possible store is all you can get out of them. And if they already went out once that day, there is nothing you can do to get them to go out again. That broken nose can wait. They already have their sweats/pjs on and if they even attempt to take them off to put on some pants, they’ll explode. Any drive that’s more than ten minutes is an “all the way from” drive. And if that place that they’re driving to doesn’t have a massive parking lot with lots of empty spaces right near the entrance? Fo’get about it.*

    *Disclaimer: this post does not reflect all beings from Dartmouth, just every single one that I’ve met. <-(said in a very fast voice)

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