Why bother going out in public if your only goal is to be a complete whore to the people around you. Why go to a restaurant and complain about EVERYTHING?! I guess it didn’t fit your regular diet of Pringles and Pepsi. I’m sure your truly delightful friend will think twice about taking your ungrateful, midlife crisis, suburban bitch behaviour anywhere, especially for a free meal. Head back to the barn you were raised in. —Not impressed
This article appears in Mar 24-30, 2011.
This has been up for half an hour and nothing from Sebastian?
OP is probably sebastian just complaining about females in general.
Sebastard’s probably stuck in Friday traffice with his stupid early 90s suburban, plugging up the passing lane, talking on the phone making a date for the Seadogs later, and basically just being miserable to humanity in general. He’ll be back shortly.
shit o.p., is mm bugging you? that sounds about what i picture mm to be. an intellectual slob.
Damn! The headline of this bitch made me think it was going to be a really funny post, but it’s not.
And I’m pretty sure you don’t have to be a suburban bitch to enjoy Pringles or Pepsi every once in awhile! In my case it’s Pepsi every other day and Pringles only when they’re served to me; I prefer ruffles because I don’t find tidy stacks appealing in an eating sort of way.
..perhaps the gerbil…escaped the tether line ..and he’s a little ..backed up..bahahaha 🙂
The title of this bitch reminded me of this momentarily:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OGd_MFQEj10
Anyone else remember this little gem? This band was awesomeness. (fingers crossed that the link works)
excellent oceanchickpea, yes and yes ☆★☆★
Pringles and Pepsi…….the typical diet of the obese and visually unappealing people in society.
So I’m guessing you’re all stocked up on the pringles and pepsi, sebastard?
I hear those smaller pepsi bottles make great butt plugs!
anyone remember *tab*? that stuff was gross
..yea pg..kinda had a neat bottle though..you member faygo very cherry cola..used to love that shit 🙂
nope, never heard of it, but i found a purty picture http://buysoda4u.com/images/faygo.jpg
Tab came out with an energy drink that was uber delicious but I can’t find it anywhere anymore!
It’s okay, PK. We know sebastian and his ilk are unappealing to all senses other than just vision. That’s why straight guys tell him to fuck off and respectable gay men tell him to eat shit and put a hat on to hide that bald spot.
I’ll make a wild guess, cyber-sis, that since you are familiar with that witty little ditty, it is also quite likely that you have seen it performed live.