To the girl living below me: I get it. You and your boyfriend are in love. From my perspective, however, it seems like you two are in lust. He spends the night over your house all the time. Has it ever occurred to you that when someone is staying the night several weeks in a month he/she should be paying rent?
And let’s not even get started on how often you have sex. I applaud you on your healthy sex life, but I would urge you to stop having sex at one in the morning when people, like myself and presumably your roommates, are trying to sleep. It’s annoying enough during the evening when I’m eating or trying to study, but I understand that everyone has basic needs. Really though? One in the morning? Sometimes you guys even do it multiple times a night. I even checked out your Twitter account and saw that you were getting behind on your assignments because you two are too busy going at it.
May I clarify that I have nothing against you, or anyone else for that matter, having sex. I just wish you were more considerate of those around you. Try and be a little quieter. Don’t worry though. My boyfriend’s coming up soon and I’ll be enjoying my revenge soon enough. —Earplug Connoisseur
This article appears in Mar 24-30, 2011.
Someone’s a jealous, dried up c-unit ;D. And for this outburst, I’m going to be louder and up the frequency.
Love is dumb.
So is lust.
Rent? How do we know this dude isn’t renting her pussy (or other orifice) five nights a week?
Unless it’s going on for hours on end and you can’t hear your TV over the moans…then who cares and mind your own business. You checked her twitter??? lol. You’re a goof OP…get a life you nosy bitch.
Okay, TMI, but I *have* to share. This guy I was with a few years back — I lived in an apartment building where my downstairs neighbour was the HUGEST c-unit on the planet. She’d call the super CRYING her face off if I’d so much as go into my room and open the closet door after 8pm (because she had to get up at 5am). And I’d be sitting on the couch in my room minding my own business and just get up to walk over to the bathroom and she’d bang on the ceiling. One night she banged on the ceiling at 4am when no one was awake and said my 1 and 2 pound kittens were bothering her when they were walking around and jumping off beds and stuff.
Anyway, the guy I was seeing came over to spend the weekend since he lived out of town, and let’s just say things got pretty loud at certain times, in certain locations in certain late night hours and GUESS WHAT? Never heard a peep from that old bag.
So either she was enjoying herself to that noise (probably hadn’t been laid in years if ever), or she was just exaggerating the other times.
the twitter thing made me laugh too. as long as they’re not leaving rotted food around consider yourself lucky
The paying rent quip was really dumb OP. She pays her rent and if she wants the guy to stay over that is her choice. Goddamn. And I seriously doubt her twitter said “I’m getting behind on my assignments because I’m having sooo much loud nasty sex”… Getting behind on assignments could be (and probably is) a completely separate issue, like laziness or just general un-caring.
That was tmi pk
Start yelling things like “YEAH THAT’S IT” and “HARDER! DEEPER!” down at them. Seriously, cheer them on, and they will probably get creeped out and stop. IF they come up to confront you, just innocently tell them that you thought they WANTED involve you in their sex life, why else would they have been THAT loud?
If you don’t follow Snoops suggestion, record them.
Then after they’re done play it back, as loud as you can.
WHo knows they may get the message, or maybe they’ll complain & you can say “oh , that ! LOL that was a recording of you 2 “
Someone need’s to get a life. It looks like you’ve put a lot of thought and emotional effort into this situation. You creeped her twitter account? Maybe you wouldn’t be so jealous if you were getting it on a regular basis too.
Wow, I call minding your own buisness Op. It’s one thing if they are too loud and it is hard to sleep, but talking about his money and her school? What the fuck does that have to do the situation.
For the record: Both Snoop and More’s suggestions. Awesome!
Discussing rent isn’t necessarily discussing money. Everyone I know agrees that boyfriends should have to pay rent if they’re spending a significant amount of time at another person’s apartment. I don’t think this is as much a monetary issue as it is a roommate issue. Roommates have signed leases with the people paying rent – not with boyfriends staying half the month! That being said I think we all agree that nosiness is not a redeeming quality…
How do you know that he isn’t paying rent? And how the fuck is it any of your business, anyway?
Speculating over whether they are in lust or love.. give us a break and get a life…
If they are being too loud too often, consider placing a noise complaint with the landlord.
It really sounds like you need to get over yourself.. and get laid.
methinks this is a bitch rehashed from awhile back. my answer then and now is, if you are a female yourself, then find a guy, get really fucking horny, then get your freak on, really loud. if no guy in picture, give the suckster a call. we can hump and holler together, just sayin’.
I usually get turned on when my neighbours go at it. He is a hottie and I get all worked up thinking about him ……
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How ignorant. Don’t they know if you’re going to have a party and make noise, then invite the neighbours.
Howl like a bloodhound with his balls caught in a coffee grinder.
Id like to give that guy a handshake.
Don’t worry OP, it’ll end once she gets knocked up and he leaves her 🙂
Not all situations turn out like your parents’, seb 🙂
An it’s not your mom’s fault. Any real man would leave if they were to sire a loser like you.
Oh God, I’m never living in an apartment, a small tent will do.
If you live in a quality constructed building, echo, you tend not to have that problem. I live in a concrete building with a foot of space between my ceiling and the upstairs tenants’ floor and I don’t hear ANYTHING. I can’t hear anything from my neighbours beside me, either.
I love my building and am super sad I won’t be able to get a unit in this building or a sister unit when I move out on my own unless I want a roommate and… uh… from all the other bitches here about crappy roommates, I won’t be going that route. To quote Kevin Mccallister: “[when I grow up] I’M LIVING ALONE. I’M LIVING ALONE *stomps on floor*” heh.
Despite smokey and the bandit down the hall, I love my building.
Kudos to her for getting it on while she can. Why not go down with a bottle of wine and ask to join in?? Or grab the other person, they both obviously can go like the wind…
You are sad, Seb; are you gay merely because you hate women? To reduce being gay to hating women is sad; and it’s what you do with the diahrreah that spills off your fingertips here. I’ve defended you many times against NGF, whom I think is almost as idiotic as you, but you really DO come across as a pig with a serious personality disorder here on this site. I’ve had several gay friends over my life and none of them were that way because they hated women; none of them said the ugly crap you do about them; it was the opposite, in fact. What did your mother do to you??? I’m guessing she must have been pretty awful, since you seem to think women are so disgusting and that giving birth is even worse. Were you delivered by the stork, or do you just hate yourself? Most men are not disgusted by the thought of the woman they love giving birth; most of them love a woman even more for being able to create life. My sex life certainly didn’t wane after I gave birth the first time to my husband’s little boy; once those 6 weeks postpartum were up; we fell in love even more! You really are an idiot.
You said it, Z. Yooooou said it.
Cheers and a happy Friday to you, Z! Well said!
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No longer will NGF make snarky posts towards Z about diapers or strollers or haterisms. NGF apologizes for the nagging, Z. That was a bang-on post too!
aha…what about the sebastard, monsieur fat?
Awwwwwwwwwww….
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Scuse me, got something my eye.
otay then, i won’t broach the subject again
Thanks guys..you too NGF! 🙂