Dear 20-something fit guy;
Are you illiterate or something? Miss the orientation I know you had to go through to join? Because it looks like your ass is glued to the circuit machine I’m trying to use. SO GET UP.
You fucking well know that you’re not supposed to do multiple sets or rest on the damn things, as they are for people doing circuit training. I know you like it because it’s pretty and new, but go use the multiple free weights and FOUR OTHER VERSIONS elsewhere in the gym of the machine you’re currently bogarting.
And why yes, thanks for pointing that out, I am fat. That’s why I’m doing the motherfucking circuit, speedbump!
This article appears in Nov 13-19, 2008.


Some people, depending on what they’re doing use the circuit improperly for their own convenience. The rules are posted, if someone is not following them, I’m sure you can feel free to ask a staff member to remind them 🙂
The signs with the rules posted are not that visible…a tiny plaque on the wall is not going to alert someone or grab their attention