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You know when you feel all gassy and you just know a good fart would make that constipated feeling go away AND YOU CAN’T FUCKIN FART? It’s terrible. ALL I WANT TO DO IS FART. FOR FUCK SAKE, JUST LET ME BLOW ONE OUT MY HOLE ALREADY!!!! —Fartless in Halifax
This article appears in Oct 16-22, 2014.
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That’s when it’s time to deploy “The Apparatus”
http://1.bp.blogspot.com/-dxe-n7KtEPY/T-c6…
Well, Let er Rip
The more you toot, the better you feel, OP.
Bicarb of soda in warm water.
Another brain fart from the intellectually constipated.
(Avatar # 56: The Last of the $1 Bank of Canada Notes)
Sounds like you need a high-fiber vegan lifestyle … works for me. I drop the kids off at the pool twice a day, like clockwork. Smell like roses.
Jesus Ivan…
that thing looks like the tunnel driller from Labyrinth
http://myshreddies.com/media/?a=1
Vegetarians tend to fart more, Crotch Rot.
That way she’s her own Tyler Perry movie soundtrack.
“Madea’s Gastric Eructations” coming this Christmas to inner city theatres everywhere.
Farts are freedom