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Please wash your hair! Unfortunately I had to sit behind you today on the bus because there were no other seats and each time you scratched your head, your ginger dandruff flaked off on the seat and particles floated around. It’s repulsive! Go get some dandruff shampoo and clean yourself up. —Dust Mask Needed
This article appears in Mar 17-23, 2011.
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Ginger dandruff will get you big bucks at certain apothecary shops. In some parts of the world, it’s a powerful aphrodesiac.
Oh noes! Do you have your Gingervitis shots? 😛
Ba-Ha-Ha-Ha-Ha. Nice one, Gazza >: )
What happens on “Kick A Ginger Day”? Does money come out of them, or just more dandruff?
Dandruff is yucky. But you all need to leave Gingers alone a little…it starting to make me feel like a bad person laughing at your comments.
oh shit o.p., don’t get any of that shit on you. it will destroy your brain, and suck the soul from you. it is well noted that they have no souls. ask cartman about it. he will tell you.
http://www.motifake.com/image/demotivation…
Fucking soulless gingers.
UNfortunately, dandruff isn’t indicative of someone who has shitty hygiene and doesn’t wash their hair (though, it CAN be). But with all the product out there…
As well, it might be another skin disorder like excema. In order to get rid of that you have to use a steroid cream. Which sucks because your skin can become dependent on it and it ultimately will thin it out.
hey prissy pants… you’re on the bus… anything goes…. My girlfriend, whose 8 months pregnant, let a humongous fart rip on the bus the other day by accident… everybody started laughing… it’s the bus… anything goes….
It could be seasonal dandruff. Many people get dry skin in the winter. Wait until summer. Instead of dandruff we’ll all be reading bitches about bus riders dripping sweat all over the place.
I think your gf gets a pass, mclean — poor preggos can’t control that shit (heh) sometimes.
Seriously though, if someone lets out a huge ripper on the bus, who COULDN’T help but laugh because people don’t DO that, generally…. and it’s the silent ones that are the most deadly.
Anyway, I agree with your general sentiment. The bus is mass transit, not personal transit. Find ways to cope with the annoyances and mind your own damn business. I remember once someone gave me the stink eye for putting hand cream on while on the bus and then passive aggressively said to their friend that people shouldn’t be using smelly creams on the bus. Joke’s on them because the stuff I was using is 100% scent free (I almost said something along the lines of ‘that must be your ass you’re smelling because your head’s obv too close to it’ but I figured it wasn’t worth it and went back to listening to Grimace [my ipod, lol]). People need to stop being such busy bodies, find a way to endure the bus and mind their own business.