You sir, who have just walked into my place of employment and asked me how much a certain item was… YOU are a FULL THROTTLE DOUCHE BOTTLE! May I ask you, when I told you the current price, what made you think that when you laughed arrogantly & asked me, “And what are you going to sell it to ME for?” it would change my mind. You sanctimonious som’bitch. Keep your hands on your hips & keep on looking at me dumbfounded like I’ve said the most offensive thing on the face of the planet because, well, our price is our price! Go down the street JACKWAGON! —Broke Sales Associate
This article appears in Mar 17-23, 2011.
After his: “And what are you going to sell it to ME for?”, I would have looked at the item, looked at him and repeated the same price, followed up by the biggest shit-eating grin I could muster.
When will shoppers learn? Fuck buying local. Shop online. Far better pricing, often free shipping, and greater selection. Those inflated prices local retailers charge are unreasonable. Congrats to the shopper that tried to negotiate a reasonable price. If they didn’t buy from you, they will buy elsewhere.
What were you selling op?
Maybe he thought he was in a third world bizzaar where haggling is normal.
Not all of us have or care to have credit cards, sebastard.
I mean, I know it’s pretty much essential to have a credit card for you to order up some oral love from the yellow pages, or pay for all those twinky porn sites you pay out the ass (heh) for (because let’s face it — if you were getting laid instead of wanking your pathetic little wiener, you wouldn’t be such a douche), but most of us don’t really require such services.
Enjoy this comment while you can, kiddies — cry baby ‘tard face is totally getting this deleted!
I wonder if he’ll cry homophobia when someone hacks his system, steals his card # and goes on a spree with it.
It may get deleted but I’m having it tattooed on the small of my back. Just in case I ever wind up going to prison and, well, you know…>: (
Bahahaha… thanks PK – it’s a beaut of a comment.
The customer was probably sebastian anyway, PK. You know he went back to his cubicle and called CHRC to tell them some homophobic retail clerk wouldn’t give him special consideration on a bottle of energy drink.
True story though in NB:
http://www.cbc.ca/news/canada/new-brunswic…
As much as we mock sebastard (and he deserves it as an individual, methinks), this is kind of hard to wrap your head around. I wonder, who’s rights are more important? The store? the customer? Makes ya go hmmm…
born agains are the worst of a a bad lot
Private business can refuse business to whomever it wants regardless of their reason(s). Customers don’t have rights but privileges.
Only thing that’ll happen here is seb won’t order any flowers from that NB store online 🙂
Next time say they’re cheaper down the street but they don’t have any. Get this: at my place of employment I had a guy order a twelve dollar item and then ask if Dexter constructions gets a discount! I just smirked and said sure maybe a dollar, but I think when he comes to pay I’ll say I lied it’s not in the books.
Actually Fat, it’s against the law to refuse service to someone because of something like sexual orientation. Part of doing business is not refusing customers because of your own bias and beliefs. If you can’t handle this law and the rights of other then one should not have a business serving the public. This Florist c-unit needs to close her doors if she doesn’t like serving the public.
Is not. Nothing is going to come out of this.
‘bizzaar’ is just bizarre…
it’s a bazaar.
and that’s also why priests are getting in shit for refusing to marry gay couples.
still… as fat said, nothing is really being done about it.
they could always make up some other excuse…
insert Fat’s impending HOMOnym joke here….
frack me, i would have looked him straight in eyes, and said, TWICE AS MUCH.
“Add $1 every time you ask me that question as you are taking me from other customers”.
It sounds to me like the guy was just casually joking to make your day a little brighter.
… all those twinky porn sites …
Posted by pretteh kitteh on March 17, 2011 at 11:28 AM
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Twinky porn? WTF? Snack cakes are just that, nothing more. Twinky porn? Eww.
Wow, the sick shit you people talk about here at The Coast. I had no idea public newspapers encouraged this kind of discussion. Gross!