This is to Dr. Dickhead driving westbound on Bayer’s in your fancy Volvo…. If I had taken the time to fully read your plate it would have read Dr. something that nobody cares about you conceited piece of shit……Here you are taking up 2 lanes of traffic while chatting away on your cell phone and then proceeded to waive your fist at me after I honked at you…. Here’s a news flash Dr. Dickhead …… Are you aware that it is illegal to operate a motor vehicle while using a cell phone? Maybe if you stop thinking about yourself long enough you might find time to read your manual and join the millions who use bluetooth hands free technology. I hope you crash your Volvo along with your precious “look at me I’m a Doctor licence plate”!!
This article appears in Oct 23-29, 2008.