to my two idiot “friends”
you guys are so annoying. i am disappointed in myself because of the fact that i have wasted so much time and energy on you two dumb fucks over the course of the last year. i have spent hour upon hour listening to you drag on and on about your fucked up relationship and i just want to be clear: I DO NOT CARE!
i feel sad that you have not realized that we aren’t exactly BFF anymore. actually, it is debatable if you will ever really put the pieces together since you don’t really seem to excel in that area.
we will not be calling you back.
we will not be hanging out.
and i am so excited to have some fucking room to breathe without you crying and bitching endlessly about one another.
This article appears in Oct 9-15, 2008.
Wow, you sure know how to pick em eh.
Next stop – Facebook!
You cared enough to post an essay about it obviously.