People of the world: MISTAKES HAPPEN. Honest ones, absent-minded ones, flubs, misjudgments, snafus, gaffes, oversights. Great Leaping FUCK, this month I feel as though I’ve encountered countless turd baskets who seem to firmly believe that they are superior to their peers. To you folks I have this request: Take a good hard look in the mirror. A-HA! You’re the same type of pooping, pissing, stinking, meager being as everyone else. If you can’t accept that you are the same as everyone else, that even YOU can fuck up sometimes, that we’re all struggling through life together, then perhaps I could suggest that you should get your head unstuck from your ass and relocate to Uranus. —Bitch Please
This article appears in Feb 24 – Mar 2, 2011.
And here I though this was going to be a bitch about steak. 🙁 Curse you, OP, for getting my hopes up! 😛
UUUmmmmmm …. Steak 🙂
Mistakes do happen! I agree. I’m not milking it…but honestly I have pregnancy brain and I have to work twice as hard to remember and stay focused! I have to go back to the grocery store 3 times a week cause I forget stuff that was on my list. 🙁
Stake. How do you like yours?
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wow, what an inferior little piece of shit you are o.p.
i am perfect, and as such, just like to point out a couple of miss takes that you made by coming on here today. one, no one really gives a fuck, as they are not human here, just superior beings, in the guise of earth humans. two, you make the biggest miss take, by thinking that would give you good advice or take your side, wrongo. and those that do, are just imitations of us higher life forms that infest this bitch site.
so o.p., hope that answers your unanswered question of miss takes?
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BP, I learned a long time ago to admit my fuck-ups immediately, and I was never ‘punished’ for coming clean. Mistakes are learning experiences, just dont repeat the lesson.
It’s when you try to cover up your mistakes, that the shit starts to stink.
I thought it would be about steaks too.
I’m with Hugo 100% in admitting your mistakes immediately though. Especially working in kitchens where too many steaks are at risk :P.
It’s one of those things, when he speeds he is a hazardous moron, when I speed I am driving by the slow old man having a nap, but when I go slow I’m being careful. People just don’t understand the meaning of hypocrite.
I believe everyone is a hypocrite on some level, and since my friends and I had a huge discussion on this the other week, I have actually been trying to be more calm and understanding. Seeing things as they may be viewed from another’s eyes.
OB you are definitely not the same as me, or anyone else for that matter. I am not unique however and certainly do not wish to be better than anyone, but just because you are an idiot, if i had the choice, id actively choose not to be like you in any manner.
The headline will draw in all the hungry fat people.