Maybe you finally got the message. He realized just how immature, messed up, and completely bat-shit crazy you are, how much trouble you created in our lives, and how everything was drama-free before you showed up at our door. Now we have each other and are happier because you no longer exist in our lives. But, I can finally say without hesitation, go find yourself another you psycho bitch, you’ve lost this one. You’ve left the city, and I can’t wait until you leave the god damn country. The sooner, the better. GTFO. —You’re Italy’s Slutty Problem Now

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  1. well now, that was very interesting? not informative, but interesting? are we sposed to guess what this bitch is about, or will you flat out tell us poor dummies, what you are whining about today?
    yeah, we get that this chicky is nuts, and she made someone’s life hell, but really now, what else is going down, that we only have part of the story on?
    either give all details, or don’t bother to come here with just a tiny bit. it makes you look like a petty piece of shit.

  2. It does kind of sound like this bitch is coming from a mother; “…before you showed up at OUR door”, “now we have each other …” kind of sounds like they live together or something or are related.

  3. AWESOME KIM!!!! That was great! I was thinking jealous new girlfriend…cause she’s not as hot as the old one but finally after the dude seen how crazy “hot chicks” can be he settled for his chubby BF that has spent years on the side lines waiting for him.
    I like your version better.

  4. “Go find some other psycho bitch”? Is she gay? Bi? Are you? Very confusing. Is it a he? Clarification please.

  5. “He realized just how immature” … and … “go find yourself another you psycho bitch”

    definitely reads of either a kid happy to be rid of the dad’s GF or
    roommates who’re happy to be rid of the GF and are now together?

    I think the kid scenario is more likely…
    but with a little tweaking it could be ready for air on Jerry Springer.

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