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Whatever! Just stop! Pen clickers, lint pickers, lighter flickers, nail drummers, toe tappers. You’re driving me crazy this week! And if the guy across from me doesn’t stop making that stupid popping noise with his mouth, I’m going to scream! —Irritated beyond belief
This article appears in Feb 10-16, 2011.
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The guy who loves above me sits right over where my bed is and constantly drums his nails on some sort of hard surface. I feel for you, it drives me nuts!
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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IgzyaEz4mC4
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=a9JLn94YWzs
“The guy who loves above me …” somehow, that mistake seems poetic.
so humming and whistling are out too, i suppose…*loves* above you eh snoop^^
The Guy Who Loves Above Me, the first single from the new band, Lasses Without Lenses 😀
Wasn’t that a James Bond Movie?
Sorry Snoop, but at least I waited… so cruel we are!
it’s how they stay so skinny OP…… Some people are high energy.
I’ll take any of those over a guy who picks his nose with his elbow wart.
I have trouble sitting still so I am constantly moving something like mostly just moving my legs up and down. And I also can’t stop chewing hangnails 🙁 It’s icky I knowww but I don’t even realize I’m doing it until I feel pain…gosh I sound insane :)! So, sorry in advance to everyone, for all my annoying tendencies <3.
if dude likes popping noises, then pop him one in the lips, and say how do you like me now.
OP, now just find someone with a chronic cough, plus a fat person with violent flatulence and your orchestra is complete. At least your’s would be more interesting than listening to Joel Plaskett. Hope you get an East Coast Music nomination.
hey snoop, i wanna love under you, any vacancies.
You haven’t heard nuthin’ until you’ve heard a double Armpit Serenade in the key of G.
Repetitive singing/humming!
My brother has a habit of singing just a small piece of a song over and over when we’re working
waatin waa waa, waatin waa waa
over and over
or
oo ee oo ah ah wing wang walla walla bing bang
oo ee oo ah ah wing wang walla walla bang
over and over
or
who let the dogs out
woof woof woof woof
over and over
but the worst is when he doesn’t use any words but only sings the song saying,
blah blah blah, blah blah blah, blah blah blah blah blah (Jingle Bells)
It drives me nuts!
punch his lights out. He’ll understand
It could be worse – you could be sitting next to this dude:
http://www.thenetwerk.com/wp-content/uploa…
I AM this prson at times. Only when I’m in a trance. I tap my nail to my teath…it drives everyone crazy!!
Melectric… I loved your little rant there. too funny
Thanks for noticing Donk, *takes a bow*
Sounds like op is trying to quit smoking?
OP if you need some high-pitched sirens just ask sebastian to go, “Woop woop,” over and over again. His first job out of university was sitting on the roof of police cars and firetrucks when the sirens were broken. He was fired for thinking he was a real cop and trying to frisk married straight men.
I have to tap my feet or my nails on something or the devil will put marmalade in my sneakers.
OMG you too Sodey?
Here ya go OB.
http://www.white-noise.us/?cmp=google_sear…
Got fried with the neighbour last night. Back later….
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fJGI3N4ca-k
LOLZ – Frankie Howerd – the original “King Leer”
Take care of your head Hugo, I’ll try to type softly. >; )
Oh, aren’t irritable moods just the worst? 🙁
I think the worst that gets to me…
sucking and slurping when consuming fruit / lollipops.
Drives me mad!
though I make a ton of noises I’m sure…. always moving, cracking, tapping.
sniff
….sniff
……………..sniff
sniff……………..sniff
sniff
public dental flossing, not particularly noisy but gag inducing
Whistling, no matter how melodic, is nails on a chalkboard to me. But those who are simply pushing wind through their lips deserve to have them sewn shut.
Don’t look Ivan 😉
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FK1DCWrW02s
guilty as charged… just try getting away with popping bubble wrap in your office cubicle. That didn’t last very long 🙁