I understand and respect your choice not to use chemical-based products on your skin (namely your underarms). Fair enough, there could be some deadly, moral and/or other dangerous consequence following the use of certain products. HOWEVER, you do not possess the diet of someone of who can go even a day without deodorizer. I can smell the week’s worth of McDonalds, chips, soda, grease that you’ve eaten. This is not your body’s natural scent and we all have to sit by you on the bus. —Sick of the stink
This article appears in Sep 4-10, 2014.
Buses are quite big there chicky… and have windows…
I’m with the OB when it comes to BO. I’m tired of stinky armpits. It’s always the same old types: wannabe “rebels”, traveling summer punklets, and, of course, the poison-mongers who think everything is a plot to ruin their health.
Only thing worse than BO are those who wear a ton of perfume or cologne.
Don’t forget the peperoni pits and beef sweats.
I have the sweet lovely underpits of a fruitarian/carboloader. You’ll love it. Also my farts don’t stink.
Love,
Sugarhole
xox
Agree with Bro Tim, some of these people who bath in perfume or cologne is worse, evern openning the bus windows doesn’t help.
A WEEK’S WORTH OF STINK
“I can smell the week’s worth of McDonald’s, chips, soda, grease that you’ve eaten.” Sick of the stink
Do you mean that the McDonald’s, chips, soda and grease were all lying around in her large intestine for a full week? That sure must have been a week’s worth of stink!
A pleasure as always.
Cheerio!
I’d much rather smell perfume or cologne than someone’s musty onion stench. Shit, I’d rather smell that rank ass “Exclamation!” perfume from the 90s or someone who’s bathed in Axe than onion-shit-stink. (*does not apply if you’re only using perfume to cover up your BO – people who do this need to be beaten with sticks).
It’s not even a matter of not putting pit stick on, it’s a matter of a) not washing your arse on a daily basis and b) not changing your drawers/clothes or wearing your clothes more than once when you don’t bathe regularly. I’ve forgotten to put deodorant on on occasion but as I shower daily, it wasn’t a big deal.
It doesn’t take that long and isn’t that hard to rub a bar of soap over yourself and rinse. And it isn’t that difficult to pop your clothes in a washer every once and a while. You can definitely get away with wearing clothes a couple times before washing, but when you don’t bathe regularly and you smell like shit, you definitely fucking can’t.
Besides, there’s natural pit stick out there you can make yourself. IT’s not that hard, and all it is is fucking baking soda and coconut oil. I don’t see how you can get much more chemical-free than that.
Back in the day, the common practice was tieing a bar of Ivory 99% pure soap under each armpit.
These are probably the same folk who re-use a towel. Fuck off! Nothing nastier than seeing a towel draped over a shower or hanging in a bathroom to be used again. Often times it is the same towel that they wipe their ass and dry their face or hair with. THE SAME NASTY SKANK TOWEL.
Don’t bother arguing that “you are clean” …. the towel is a breeding ground for many things.
Sooo…I’m sensing the Koda is a firm no to “ass to mouth”.