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Now there are six riderless bicycles at Transit. Thieves, you need to remember to take them off the bike rack when you get off the bus. —Describe your hot bike.
This article appears in Sep 4-10, 2014.
6 Comments
Get your hots, I mean red hot bicycles at transit….hurry, they won’t last long.
“Hot dang”, says Wheels. “Flea Market here I come”
AN INCOHERENT BITCH
The scene: There are six riderless bicycles at Transit. What happened? How did they get there? One can only suppose that their owners forgot to take them away when they got off the bus. They walked away without their bicycles.
But wait! The bitcher now cries out to the “thieves” who “need to remember to take them off the bike rack when you get off the bus.” But weren’t the ones who forgot to take them off the rack and walked away the original owners? Why would the bitcher call them “thieves”?
One can only conclude that bitches about bicycles and their riders are posted by those of extremely low cognitive attainment. No wonder so many bicycles are lost. No wonder bitches about bicycles and their riders are incoherent.
A pleasure as always.
Cheerio!
I have got to STOP smoking pot when stealing bicycles and joy-riding on buses with them! Wheels, I want 50%…
i believe they meant dropping them off at the terminal. i saw this happen a few times over at alderney landing. one sat there all last winter.
are you sure the bikes aren’t jumping up there on their own for a joy ride? how often do bikes get to go where THEY want to go?