To everyone who fucking farts disgusting cloudy farts at live shows, bars and any place where you’re in a contained, hot crowd: Seriously go fuck yourself. It’s really, supremely gross to be caught in someone’s wet hot garbage ass with nowhere to go and everyone wondering who did it. Just take two minutes and go to the bathroom to shit yourself. It’s so fucking impolite, you gross pigs. —Sick of smelling farts
This article appears in Aug 21-27, 2014.
I blame Tyler Perry for creating a mindset in which the ripping of shit is presumed to be automatically followed by a canned laugh track.
Can you believe that there are people who actually get off on that shit?
Blessed are the Cheese Makers
But…my doctor says it’s unhealthy to hold them in.
I honestly thought everyone did…. like peeing in the pool.
But seriously, if you have nowhere to get away from the smell maybe they have nowhere to shart. I also find when its the really rank hot ass shit smell then it wafts everywhere. This could be the case in bars.
But yeah, I fart in the main office hallway where I work.
Makes me think of my late mater singing:
‘Wherever you may be, let your farts flow free.’
But she also believed in spontaneous combustion.
Guinness farts are the worst.
Once I was at a dance party downtown and someone farted so bad that half the dance floor cleared out and even the bouncers OUTSIDE could smell it and were moving away from the door haha I almost peed myself laughing
you’re lucky that terrance and phillip wasn’t there, full of beer and pickled eggs.
I like to think that there is this one guy/girl who goes to shows just to fart in crowds that thats just awesome