Hey you assholes with car alarms – do you really think everybody needs to hear your horns incessantly blaring for no good reason while you’re doing whatever shitheads like yourselves do when you’re away from your cars? If I ever saw one of your vehicles actually being stolen I’d probably help the thief just to get your fucking noisy piece-of-shit automobile out of my otherwise peaceful neighbourhood. Why don’t all of you just muffle the unwelcome honks and shrieks of your obnoxious car alarms by shoving them up your self-absorbed inconsiderate asses?
This article appears in Aug 28 – Sep 3, 2008.
This is a great ßitch !!Many times I wished I could destroy a car alarm. Smash the window, open the hood and disconnect the fucking alarm. Possibly taking the time to obliterate the part of the alarm making the actual noise. Kind of makes me aroused just thinking about it.
What is the point behind these alarms, anyway? I have yet to see anyone pay attention when one goes off. I’m thinking, if a car alarm is going for hours, then obviously, the owner isn’t nearby to turn it off, so it’s not alerting him to the fact that someone’s tried to break in or steal the car and if the alarm isn’t getting reactions from people or the police, then that hasn’t helped either. So, why do people have them? Yeah, it’s probably scared off the would-be thief at that moment, but it didn’t catch anyone, so this would-be thief has simply gone off to try again elsewhere. Not much of a solution, if you ask me.
Society has gotten so used to car alarms that noone pays any mind to them anymore. They are obsolete, or they should be.Wheeew wheew wheew wheew, whooooOOp! whooooOOP! breep breep breep breep breep.
I like your fancy letters, Scott.
Qwerty, you know how I hate to disagree with you… But I thought Scott’s fancy letters were kind of faggy…