I’m curious why I never see anybody enjoying the deck on their apartment. Seriously, I never see people hanging out enjoying a summer day on their balcony. Now that it’s in my mind it seems I notice it even more.
I dream about kicking the front window out of my apartment and building my own deck in a Rhum induced haze.
If you’re not using your balcony this weekend I’d love to come over and hang out for a while. I’ll leave the Rhum at home … safe and warm.
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You’re welcome to hang out on my balcony, but you’re ONLY allowed if you bring the rum. And a case of Corona for me. And some steaks for the BBQ. Don’t forget the lime for my beer.See you Saturday. 🙂
Ok, you can leave the Rhum at home…but you’d better bring Vhodka. And some Thequila, too. Or maybe just some Bheer….I’m easy.
When I lived in a DT HR in Halifax, I always wondered the same thing OP… I had a balcony and I used it year round… It was great… But most people in the building never used their balconies.. Ever…To me, the outside was always one of the most important features of the whole apt….
Oh yeah BTW… How easy Tasha…
Tasha, don’t forget the choke. Can’t have rhum without choke.
Dammit, I just noticed the OP’s leaving the rhum at home. No need for choke then, I’ll go for whine instead.
What the Fhuck
Lhaugh ovher lhaugh.
Floyd and Qwerty, sheriously, if you can’t keep on topic, fhuck off.
Whell I ghuess this is where the thread got hijacked to, Oh well. Fuchk the donair thing then.
Red, red, whi-iii-ine, stay close to me-eee-ee…..Actually, I like the mixed drinks myself. Shex on the Bheach, Cheasersh, anything with Pheach Shchchnappsh, and especially Shingapore Shlingsh (*wipes spit spray from chin/ cleans glasses and computer screen*)I stay away from the milk drinks like Bhrown Chows and Whhhite Rhussians. I’m lactose intolerant; milk gives me the bum’s rush; )
Shoot I can’t compete with you people tonight, you are too sharp for me on this occasion. I know when I’m licked * bows head and slowly retreats to the background *
Phlonk.I’m not being funny, that’s just the sound I made when I fell on the floor, drunk, after sippin on too many ghin & jhuices.Sorry bhitches.PS That’s in no way mean as a threat to Ghina; I swear, I’m not conspiring to pour jhuice all over you.
If Al Gore gives a shout out to ManBearPig, I will literally eat dog poop.Sorry, just watchin’ the speeches…
‘Thasha’ is the sound of a machete chopping through the limes for Poop’s Bheer. Except you gotta do it fast, like: THASHA!!
Had to chyme in 1 more time, just to say that Wolf Blitzer is an asshole.Otherwise all is good.Continue on with the slashing of the English language
Barackopolis is a long way from ManbearPig’s cave.BM, don’t watch those nasty American news programs…they’re BAD for you.
PBS, bhitches. Pee. Bee. Esssss.
Is it just me, or is Joe Biden’s wife excessively hawt? Dayum.
This thread needs to be read aloud by Nikki Payne.