So you went out of your way to steal my girlfriend from me a few months ago. Not the best experience, getting dumped. On top of that, you and my ex go out west and at first I was thinking, “Great, he’s going to be making more money than me as well.” How fucking wrong I was! You came back home broke as a joke and moved in with your dad because you got fired from not one, not two, but THREE jobs! Time for a career change, dude; construction is not your forte. My ex dumped you for a guy out there who was actually competent in his job. I never believed in the whole karma thing before, but now I have a change of heart. —Enjoyed seeing this asshole fail
This article appears in Aug 14-20, 2014.
Karma is ,as General Norman Schwartzkopf put it, “bovine scatology”.
Schadenfreude, on the other hand, is delectible.
Now, if only my wife’s former boss could get caught at Customs with 2 lbs of lawyer candy up her twozzer, I could die a happy man. >: )
So what’re ya bitchin’ about? you got dumped, he’s a loser and your ex is a slut. This is just a series of events I now know about. OH! and if you believe in karma now, it means you deserved to have your ex taken away by your own beliefs cause you would have had to have done something bad to have that happen to you! Which makes the whole karma thing pointless from the get go!
Karma Construction Company is now hiring.
He didn’t steal her. She was banging everyone while dating you and somehow going out west sounded appealing. She used him just like she used you. S-L-U-T.
IF SHE WAS STOLEN, AS YOU PUT IT, THEN SHE WANTED TO BE STOLEN. GET THE BIG PICTURE DUDE.
Apparently, taking delight in someone else’s misfortune is bad for your karma.
Dude, I’m gay and even I can tell you that chicky there used you both… get your head out of your ass (and into mine).
I”m of the belief that if someone “stole” your girlfriend either you weren’t doin your job or she wasn’t worth keeping around anyways.
TJ, she’s probably just looking for that special man who doesn’t demand ATM on the first date.
You can’t “steal” someone’s girlfriend. She wasn’t you property. Take the break up gracefully and stop blaming other people for your failures.
Did you ever pee on her?
3 boyfriends in only a few months?
Holy shit she sounds easy…
Are you into pee too Nukka?
And she puts another notch on the ol’ bedpost while smiling smugly to herself.
Yours truly.
He didn’t steal your girlfriend because a woman is not property and she therefore cannot be stolen. Perhaps she LEFT because she grew tired of being owned and objectified by not one but two broke chumps.
Why is this woman being slut shamed for ending a relationship and moving? Yeah too bad you didn’t pee on her and mark your territory, fuckin’ animals. YES, We still need feminism peoples!