A person is great, but people are stupid. That pretty much sums it up. Let’s see how random I can be.
Guys… when did it become cool to stop acting like a man? This dress shirt, wing tip wearing shit when you go out anywhere is rediculous. Enough with the pink shirt & raised collars. Enough with the $100 of male perfume. Enough of the 6 hours a day at the gym… and no… getting drunk with your dumbshit friends and picking a fight is not being a man either.
I’m a good ol’ boy raised by good ol’ parents and i’ll tell you what being a man is about.
Being a man is about working hard and playing hard without stepping on anyone along the way. Being a man is helping others when they need it and leaving everyone else the fuck alone. Your car doesn’t impress people… nor do your muscles… and especially not your A&F shit that a friend in San Fran told you to buy…
And women… honestly… we don’t give a shit how hot you think you are… this cookie cutter blonde crap has got to go… why the fuck are you wearing high heals & pounds of makeup to go to class in january? Why do you play the dumb blonde just to appease the fuckheads I spoke of above and then wonder how my friends or I could have the balls to blow you off. Cause we don’t buy into your trite, fake shit… anymore than you should buy into ours.
Real men are a dying breed… I fear that my crew is in the minority until this metro cycle ends…
Everyone needs to stop pretending they’re something they’re not… and leave each other the fuck alone, which i guess in a sense makes me a hypocrate for bitching in the first place… but it needed to be said.
This article appears in Jul 31 – Aug 6, 2008.
hear! hear! well stated.
Agreed!
*Buurrrrp*
Are you single?
I only ask because I hate the kind of men you’re writing about.
Yeah I am Lily. Get me a beer will ya?
Mmmmmmmmmmmm real men would be nice right now 🙂 Someone who grunts instead of dainty yelps in bed.
Buuuurrrrrp
Jammie, quit scratching yer balls and get back to work!
You’re just jealous because I’m a pretty boy!
Best bitch EVER!
Yeah, those metrosexual-types are only good for one or two rounds of bumpaddle before they start squealing like little girls. Now a REAL man, he’s good for a whole afternoon!Hmmm. Spankity goodness.
Oh Jammie, I think you know where you can shove that beer. Real men get sweaty and work hard — in the house and out, hint hin — but they also don’t expect me to take me shoes off and stay in the kitchen.
It’ll be cold day & a hot beer before i’m jealous of a pretty boy.
LOL I was doing my “real man” thing. Anyway yeah the metros can be annoying and the popped collar and fake tans are tools of the Devil, but I also don’t like the concept that somehow a “real man” can only be a wholesome, grain-fed, straw-chewin’ good ole boy who drives his pickup to work in his father’s mill and goes to church every Sunday.And most of all there is nothing wrong with a good build or a nice car. Do you wanna marry a middle-aged chubby shoe sales man with a Cobalt?? (No offense the chubby retail guys with cheap Chevies…)
Oh and LMFAO @ “bumpaddle”, Mistress Tasha.
Now go make me some fuckin’ beans n wieners n fries, woman.
Sure I’ll get right on that….I’m assuming you like your wiener cut frankly?I’m getting out of here- way too much farting going on.
Thanks, Toots. My weiner can be cut any way you like. See, I’m a flexible kind of guy…
Yes, real men like everything to be exactly the same as it always was, because Halifax has perfected style and nightlife decades ago. The last thing we need is young people going out and looking good and having fun and sleeping with each other. They should be like the rest of us low-brow, suspicious, close-minded East-coast real-man idiots. We know we are right, even if those hot cookie-cutter blonde girls won’t sleep with us.Pass me another beer, I want to feel like a real-man.