I hate winter, go away! You piss me off! Fuck bundling up to stay warm, getting splashed by a douche bag car driver. You are totally shivering by a coffee shop when an idiot walks by in a t shirt! You so want to say to him, HAVE YOU LOST YOUR FUCKING MIND! When it is below 10 outside. Oh, did I mention the depth of the ice puddles around HRM that you might sink or swim in, the ones that you really have to step in to get across the street! Oh yes, the uncleaned bus stops every fucking year. People pick up a fucking shovel and do your job, clean those fuckers out for those who are elderly that use the bus and others. Let’s not forget to cram together for New Year’s Eve to watch the free entertainment then cram on the bus on the way home! Holy Mother of Gawd this is retarded. The fucking idot that even takes that dare to stick his fucking tongue to an iron post then ends up in emergancy? Yes Winter is a fucking blast, Please next time fucking snow in Cuba! —Sick of Fucking Winter Blues turned to bitching

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  1. jesus christ, this o.p. has lost their mind. this is after the season called winter fool, and with winter, here in n.s., we usually get what they call snow. don’t like it, move to fucking florida then.

  2. I need boots. Ugh.

    I stole these SEXY blue old lady boots with fake blue fur around the top a few winters ago from my mom because I had no boots and i was tired of having wet pant legs and socks and I’m tellin’ ya, those motherfuckers were awesome. I didn’t care that they were ugly as fuck — I wore those bastards all winter.

    They’ve since been retired, but I still shed a tear thinking about them 🙁

  3. Hey was that T-shirt Terry you saw? Anyone from Dartmouth knows this guy, right? You know, he’s toothless and always stands right next to the bus drivers and talks to them?

  4. I love winter! Give me snow instead of the goddamn rain!! I’m so tired of being wet and miserable and cold. At least with snow you’re just cold and can bundle up to keep warmer.

    I need new boots too, PK. And rubber boots.

  5. I love snow. I love bundling up on cold nights, I love snowball fights and snowmen and sledding, I love warm hot chocolate with whip cream, I love getting snowed in on the weekends and having nothing to do but watch movies and play. By February 28th I’m pretty sick of it though.

  6. The only thing I like about winter is my woodstove.

    I never complain about going to the wood lot to get my wood in. I never mind loading the truck or unloading it & stacking it in the cradles for winters burning…it actually makes me happy to know, I’m going to be toasty warm
    & snug in my place electricity of no…although this winter will be a little bit different !
    with my new generator I just installed, I flip the main breaker on the Fuse box, hit the start button & voila power to run my entire home ~:)
    I can’t wait for our next power failure !

  7. Wow, and we’ve only had one snowfall. Hate to see the OP in February or March. Good luck surviving winter.

    And for the people who caused all the accidents yesterday…..buy some winter tires. Worst case, it’ll set you back $1000 for tires and rim, including the install/balance. If you don’t feel your life and the lives of your passengers are worth $1000, I hope you enjoy the ditch and insurance claims.

  8. A lot of people have winter tires just don’t have them on by the first snow fall. I guess they feel delaying it as much as possible to delay putting the $$$ out to have them installed and balanced isn’t a good idea *shrug*

    My dad keeps his winter tires on all year. As long as they’re not studded you’re go to go. And he’s never caught without them during the first “surprise” snowfall.

  9. I hate winter more than you do, screw you man.
    The only thing good about winter is free refridgeration and out door ice skating.. otherwise it can suck a dick.

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